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Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;)
April 29, 2014 at 2:58 pm
http://www.cracked.com/article_19597_8-g...le_p2.html
This article graciously describes how the bible could give Jack Nicholson the shivers
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;)
April 29, 2014 at 3:07 pm
(April 29, 2014 at 2:58 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: http://www.cracked.com/article_19597_8-g...le_p2.html
This article graciously describes how the bible could give Jack Nicholson the shivers
Read read good laugh thanks..
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RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;)
April 29, 2014 at 4:01 pm
Quote:"But Jael, Heber's wife, picked up a tent peg and a hammer and went quietly to him while he lay fast asleep, exhausted. She drove the peg through his temple into the ground, and he died. Just then Barak came by in pursuit of Sisera, and Jael went out to meet him. 'Come,' she said, 'I will show you the man you're looking for.' So he went in with her, and there lay Sisera with the tent peg through his temple -- dead."
I love that finishing touch, where they make sure to inform us that the guy who just had a tent spike driven into his temple was dead. Just in case Barak was thinking of whipping out his defibrillator or starting CPR.
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RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;)
April 29, 2014 at 10:14 pm
(This post was last modified: April 29, 2014 at 10:20 pm by Justtristo.)
Honestly I should record myself reading the Song of Songs. Although I need to find a translation of it as close as possible to the original Hebrew.
So that the raunchiness can be fully expressed, although there is a lot of raunchy (or could be seen as raunchy) stuff in both the New and Old Testaments.
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RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;)
May 1, 2014 at 3:58 pm
(April 29, 2014 at 2:58 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: http://www.cracked.com/article_19597_8-g...le_p2.html
This article graciously describes how the bible could give Jack Nicholson the shivers
Today's cartoons and video games are so full of violence and sex but you have no objections to them.
GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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Re: RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;)
May 1, 2014 at 4:29 pm
(May 1, 2014 at 3:58 pm)Godschild Wrote: (April 29, 2014 at 2:58 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: http://www.cracked.com/article_19597_8-g...le_p2.html
This article graciously describes how the bible could give Jack Nicholson the shivers
Today's cartoons and video games are so full of violence and sex but you have no objections to them.
GC
Your stupid god didn't either back in the day.
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RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;)
May 1, 2014 at 9:32 pm
(May 1, 2014 at 3:58 pm)Godschild Wrote: (April 29, 2014 at 2:58 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: http://www.cracked.com/article_19597_8-g...le_p2.html
This article graciously describes how the bible could give Jack Nicholson the shivers
Today's cartoons and video games are so full of violence and sex but you have no objections to them.
GC
Have I ever told you my opinion on sex or violence in video games and cartoons?
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;)
May 1, 2014 at 9:40 pm
(May 1, 2014 at 3:58 pm)Godschild Wrote: (April 29, 2014 at 2:58 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: http://www.cracked.com/article_19597_8-g...le_p2.html
This article graciously describes how the bible could give Jack Nicholson the shivers
Today's cartoons and video games are so full of violence and sex but you have no objections to them.
GC
Are you kidding? comparing apples and oranges aren't we? Simulated violence is still better than actual violence endorsed in a holy book by an all mighty magic-man with dogmatic archaic edicts. It's been pretty much disproved that violent video games correlate with making you violent. There are even some that would say it curbs violence by giving you an avenue of fantasy or pretend. Kind of like how it can be correlated by some that the access of free porn on the internet has made rape go down.
If the hypothetical idea of an afterlife means more to you than the objectively true reality we all share, then you deserve no respect.
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RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;)
May 1, 2014 at 10:02 pm
(May 1, 2014 at 3:58 pm)Godschild Wrote: Today's cartoons and video games are so full of violence and sex but you have no objections to them. That's a good point. Since the Bible probably belongs on the same level as children's cartoons and video games, it's unfair to hold it to a higher standard.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
-Stephen Jay Gould
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RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;)
May 1, 2014 at 10:19 pm
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(May 1, 2014 at 9:32 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: (May 1, 2014 at 3:58 pm)Godschild Wrote: Today's cartoons and video games are so full of violence and sex but you have no objections to them.
GC
Have I ever told you my opinion on sex or violence in video games and cartoons?
You have never objected to them.
GC
(May 1, 2014 at 9:40 pm)Quantum Theorist Wrote: (May 1, 2014 at 3:58 pm)Godschild Wrote: Today's cartoons and video games are so full of violence and sex but you have no objections to them.
GC
Are you kidding? comparing apples and oranges aren't we? Simulated violence is still better than actual violence endorsed in a holy book by an all mighty magic-man with dogmatic archaic edicts.
Good to see you believe the Bible's true.
GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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