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Hey from Northern VA!
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Hey from Northern VA!
May 2, 2014 at 2:46 pm (This post was last modified: May 2, 2014 at 3:08 pm by Jackalope.)
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RE: Hey from Northern VA!
May 2, 2014 at 2:49 pm
Tee Hee.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Hey from Northern VA!
May 2, 2014 at 2:50 pm
Was it him again?
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RE: Hey from Northern VA!
May 2, 2014 at 2:54 pm
I'd like to propose a new unit of time measurement: the interval between Matt registering/logging on and the fall of the Almighty Ban Hammer.

My suggested name for this interval is 'the jiffy'.

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RE: Hey from Northern VA!
May 2, 2014 at 3:02 pm (This post was last modified: May 2, 2014 at 3:02 pm by Jackalope.)
(May 2, 2014 at 2:54 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I'd like to propose a new unit of time measurement: the interval between [ed. this person does not exist] registering/logging on and the fall of the Almighty Ban Hammer.

My suggested name for this interval is 'the jiffy'.

Boru

I'd like to suggest "the Cthulhu". Big Grin
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RE: Hey from Northern VA!
May 2, 2014 at 3:04 pm
(May 2, 2014 at 3:02 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(May 2, 2014 at 2:54 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I'd like to propose a new unit of time measurement: the interval between [ed. this person does not exist] registering/logging on and the fall of the Almighty Ban Hammer.

My suggested name for this interval is 'the jiffy'.

Boru

I'd like to suggest "the Cthulhu". Big Grin

Lol. Bighead.

Boru
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RE: Hey from Northern VA!
May 2, 2014 at 3:05 pm
Jiffy is already a unit of time. Specifically 33.3564 picoseconds. The mods are good. But that might be asking a little too much.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jiffy_(time...easurement

My suggestion is a 'cocklet.' It speaks to many things Matt related.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Hey from Northern VA!
May 2, 2014 at 3:07 pm
(May 2, 2014 at 3:05 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Jiffy is already a unit of time. Specifically 33.3564 picoseconds. The mods are good. But that might be asking a little too much.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jiffy_(time...easurement

My suggestion is a 'cocklet.' It speaks to many things Matt related.

Bugger, I didn't know that.

Ok, we've got 'Cthulhu' and 'cocklet'. Any others?

Boru
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RE: Hey from Northern VA!
May 2, 2014 at 3:07 pm
(May 2, 2014 at 2:50 pm)No_God Wrote: Was it him again?

Let's put it this way, if you see a newly banned user, and no announcement in the Staff Log, the conclusion should be that attention whores get no attention.
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RE: Hey from Northern VA!
May 2, 2014 at 4:18 pm
(May 2, 2014 at 3:07 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(May 2, 2014 at 2:50 pm)No_God Wrote: Was it him again?

Let's put it this way, if you see a newly banned user, and no announcement in the Staff Log, the conclusion should be that attention whores get no attention.

But now how will you get extra kudos? I guess every time I see a banned newbie I will just give kudos to a random post of yours :p
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