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RE: The last person to post wins !
March 11, 2015 at 7:15 am
I don't understand evolution.
Therefor Allah.
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RE: The last person to post wins !
March 14, 2015 at 3:53 am
"Some sort of time thing."
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RE: The last person to post wins !
March 14, 2015 at 4:52 am
Cool.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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March 14, 2015 at 4:54 am
"Every life I ever lived, I got killed by Arthur Dent!
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March 14, 2015 at 9:46 am
"I don't help people. I kill them."
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RE: The last person to post wins !
March 14, 2015 at 1:38 pm
Oh, buck up. It will soon pass.
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.