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The last person to post wins !
RE: The last person to post wins !
Oh my.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




RE: The last person to post wins !
Hey Buttercup, quit horning in on my final post.
RE: The last person to post wins !
But why is buttercup a good thing? Butter is gross
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(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
RE: The last person to post wins !
Oooooooh it's a flower! I'll....Go be embarrassed now ._.
RE: The last person to post wins !
Butt butter ... no thanks.
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2319.2 Route designations: The number 47.

(a) No public way shall carry a designation of the number 47 or any multiple thereof (cf Milo Rambaldi, Ch. VIII Sec. 124.6).

(b) The signing of a public way with a shield bearing the bymber 47 or any multiple thereof is a Class G misdemeanor, with a penalty of no less than death by stoning but no more than a cash sum of 50,000 USD. If it is not possible to determine fault, then a public holiday shall be declared by the District Alan on the third day of the following month (up to and including but not counting the month of April).

(i) The holiday described in (b) of this section shall be referred to in all verbal and nonverbal contexts and communication as "Die Hircus", except by written exception by the District Alan.

(ii) The following acts of penance shall be engaged in by all citizens, residents, and visitors of the age of majority on Die Hircus: the eating of unbuttered toast; the complete desecration of one's lavatory, or payment of 500 USD in the absence of a lavatory; the slaughter of one goat; the composition of a poem containing the number 47 in the title but not in the text; self-flagellation.

(iii) Failure to engage all or any acts of penance as described in (ii) of this subsection is punishable by having a route shield bearing the number 47 on his/her property (in sæcula sæculorum).

© Any person found in possession of a route shield bearing the number 47 or a multiple thereof shall be immediately conferred the title of District Alan, except for and especially in the case described in (iii) of subsection (b).

(d) Notwithstanding any other Statute of the Land, no route shield, even if bearing the number 47 or a multiple thereof, may be removed, defaced, altered, destroyed, relocated, or manipulated in any way, except as stipulated in the Sunday edition of the Times (rescinded).
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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(September 14, 2015 at 10:05 am)Neimenovic Wrote: Oooooooh it's a flower! I'll....Go be embarrassed now ._.

Hehe maybe they call it somethin else in [redacted] Tongue
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
RE: The last person to post wins !
Don't be a Colfax there Losty.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




RE: The last person to post wins !
I haven't massacred anyone
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well



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