"I'm a fuckmothering turtle. I also haz mayo!" xD
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Current time: November 16, 2024, 2:18 pm
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screw the turtles, I'm gonna win this cluster abportion
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
Screw the turtles? See I knew you wanted to screw turtles.
Congrats for finally coming out as a turtlesexual. The closet has opened. YAY!
goddam uppity turtle
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
(January 4, 2016 at 4:11 pm)Evie Wrote: Screw the turtles? See I knew you wanted to screw turtles. Don't take it personally. Vorlon will consider screwing anything with a pulse. (As long as no girly bits are involved)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Do convincing man boobs count as girly bits? If the immediate answer is no, what if they're hairy?
Turtle soup
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
originated in ancient greek
greek yogurt or greek mayo ?
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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