The last person to post wins !

[vorlon13]

[Edwardo Piet]

when you can't think of something to post but you have to post something in order to increase your chances of winning this game then rather than rambling on and on in some direction that goes absolutely nowhere what you really must do is keep typing in order to complete your post when you eventually finish it like I eventually will when I have finally finished typing this post which could be anytime really I'm not sure exactly but I will finish this post and then what you need to do is just you know carry on and just make sure you finish the post and when you finish it you can click on the post reply button but until then you just keep typing the post like this and then when you finish the post you will click the button as I already said but I forgot already okay no I didn't only joking oh ha ha ha that wasn't actually very funny oh I no oh why am I talking to myself yes I know this doesn't have punctuation but shut up oh wait I just told myself to shut up anyway so when you can't think of something to post but you have to post something in order to increase your chances of winning like I said at the start of this post what you have to do right is just make sure you post a post because you wanna have the last post and the only way to have the last post is to actually make sure you have a post so the best way to do that is to post a post like I am gonna do when I finish this one and I will do but I haven't finished it yet so keep reading this bullshit please oh by the way if you've made it this far I think you deserve something special like a single peanut butter m and m or something anyway as I was saying what you need to do is finish your post and when you have done that you have to click on the post reply button but make sure you do actually finish the post because if you don't then you may realize that the post won't have been made and that will be shit so what you have to do is actually finish the post I am not sure if I told you that yet but anyway sometimes in life you have to worship the flying spaghetti monster because that's the only way to actually have your prayers answered so what you have to do is finish this post don't worry it contains no subliminal messages whatsoever so if you find the whole post tough to read and skim over it you definitely won't find yourself believing in the one true noodley god so anyway now what you need to know is that you have to make sure you finish a post before clicking reply so what you have to do is right is make sure that you actually finish a post before clicking reply oh wait I just said oh well at least I never repeated myself before now so anyway so after you have done that you can then collect your winnings well actually that's only if your post also becomes the last post oh so the best way to do that right is what you have to do is actually make sure the thread gets locked but oh wait you can't do that because to do that you would have to break forum rules and that is wrong and bad and you shouldn't do that so anyway yeah so like what was I saying um oh yes so like what you have to do is not only increase your chances of winning by posting a post after clicking reply after actually typing up a post and making sure you finish that post but you also have to make sure that your post is the last post and the best way to increase your chances of getting the last post is to actually only type really small posts so it takes less time to post your posts and then you can type many many more posts so the chances of one of those posts being the last post is higher than the chances of if you did less posts and the way you would do less posts is if you did a really fucking unnecessarily rambely big post like this one oh fuck I shouldn't have done it then oh no it's okay actually because I am giving advice and being kind to others by telling them what they should have done in a completely non-repetitive and easily readable way and I am so glad I punctuated this so well aren't you my friends anyway so yes I did the wrong thing in order to show what not to do what you shouldn't do is make a post like this one and you should instead make much smaller posts and stuff that would be more effective because it would take up less time and allow you to make more posts so don't do this right so anyway but yes the other thing is definitely that I definitely need to make bigger posts like this if I want to give advice on how it's better to post because I have to explain myself over and over to make sure that I get heard oh wait that's a shit explanation strategy but shut up

[ignoramus]

Evie, too long matey. When's the movie coming out but?

[Edwardo Piet]

At least I now know what is the worst post I've ever written on AF

[ignoramus]

I never said it was bad! It might very well end up being a classic!

It's getting too late to concentrate on anything too deep! (Which I'm sure it is!)

[Edwardo Piet]

It's a load of utter utter bollocks and it's completely unreadable.

[account_inactive]

RIP Rab C.

Simply the Best.

[Edwardo Piet]

I'm horny. But I have to go out.

Damn.

[vorlon13]

Looking at Quindaropedia, I noticed that there's an undefined portion of the Grand Unified Alan list. Well, now's the perfect time to rectify that, and balance out the genders a bit more.

The eleventh Grand Unified Alan of Alanland was Alana Day, who ruled benevolently (and even attempted to end the secret war with Nimbya, secretly of course, which means the media reported about nothing else) until toppled in a coup.

The twelfth Grand Unified Alan of Alanland was Alana Day II, Alana Day's evil clone (though not as evil as the Null Alan), who resumed the secret war, put the goats into slavery, and decreed that all who opposed her would be tortured by men with very cold hands. She was overthrown in a peaceful yet violent revolution. The only reason she isn't stricken from the record is because it is feared that she will return in force with a clone army from the depths of Lake Unerie.

[account_inactive]

Winning.