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RE: The last person to post wins !
September 3, 2018 at 3:46 am
(August 31, 2018 at 3:42 am)Kit Wrote: (August 31, 2018 at 3:40 am)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: American: I love you, will you write me?
Brit: write you what?
American: I want you to write me.
Brit: Write the word me?
American: I hate you.
I'd write you if I had an address.
You’re homeless?
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RE: The last person to post wins !
September 3, 2018 at 2:02 pm
I thought he meant my address.
Maybe not though.
Winning.
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RE: The last person to post wins !
September 3, 2018 at 2:47 pm
Drink!
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RE: The last person to post wins !
September 3, 2018 at 2:52 pm
If you’re *up* for it.
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RE: The last person to post wins !
September 3, 2018 at 3:45 pm
Yeah the quote marks were appropriate
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: The last person to post wins !
September 3, 2018 at 3:46 pm
Agree.
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RE: The last person to post wins !
September 3, 2018 at 5:22 pm
Where’s the enthusiasm?
The commitment?
“WINS!!!”
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