The last person to post wins !

[DramaQueen]

Any suggestions

[vorlon13]

Don't pick up a school bag on the street

[Darkstar]

At this rate, this thread will overflow the internet before long.

Wait...
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/01/23/youtube_stats/

Google has announced that uploads to YouTube now total one hour of video every second.

You can't overflow the internet!

[vorlon13]

Heh, heh, heh.


Yes, you CAN.

[Darkstar]

Heh, heh, heh.


Yes, you CAN.

How?

[vorlon13]

Homeland Security has 'Remora'

Of course, now that you know . . . .


{sound of helicopters in the distance}

[DramaQueen]

I've never touched a heli

[Darkstar]

Homeland Security has 'Remora'

Of course, now that you know . . . .


{sound of helicopters in the distance}

B-but, I don't even know what that means! You can't arrest me; I have to win this thread!

[vorlon13]

NSA has NERBILS IV

FBI has KVRD-380, but it has to be stored written on a sheet of typing paper and coded into a server when deployed, it crashes everything, even what it is stored on

Joint Chiefs of Staff have their own internet doomsday device, er, program, but it is buggy and in simulations it just debits everyone's MasterCard a random amount between $4.13 and $9.03.

The Illuminati have Widmark, but it only runs on a Sperry Univac, and not too many of them have a modem these days.

Student Information Processing Board at MIT had one, but it was on a Kaypro that was stolen in 1988 from a taxi at Swampscott Massachusetts.



Be careful who you piss off.

[DramaQueen]

Oooh piss