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The REAL million dollar question

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The REAL million dollar question
Clueless Morgan Offline
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#1
The REAL million dollar question
May 7, 2014 at 12:19 am
Jam or jelly?
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#2
RE: The REAL million dollar question
May 7, 2014 at 12:20 am
Neither.
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#3
RE: The REAL million dollar question
May 7, 2014 at 12:21 am
Jelly , Jam is just too sweet.
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#4
RE: The REAL million dollar question
May 7, 2014 at 1:15 am
Marmite.

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RE: The REAL million dollar question
May 7, 2014 at 1:35 am
(May 7, 2014 at 12:19 am)Clueless Morgan Wrote: Jam or jelly?

Easy, my mothers apple jam
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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#6
RE: The REAL million dollar question
May 7, 2014 at 1:47 am
Strawberry jam. With extra crunchy peanut butter. On honey wheat bread.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: The REAL million dollar question
May 7, 2014 at 8:34 am
Jam obviously. How could it be otherwise? :3
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#8
RE: The REAL million dollar question
May 7, 2014 at 8:43 am
Wait...you guys are telling me they're not the same!?
I don't even...
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a goddess, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
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#9
RE: The REAL million dollar question
May 7, 2014 at 9:21 am
Jam. Jelly is for when I feel like slumming or have run out of jam.
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RE: The REAL million dollar question
May 7, 2014 at 9:26 am
I can't answer yet. Such question will take deep philosofical considerations.
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