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RE: Hello ladies and gents
May 14, 2014 at 3:42 pm
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(May 14, 2014 at 3:11 pm)Beccs Wrote: Babyque starts at midnight.
I'm doing the sauces this time, remember. Virgin's blood and Jesus tears go great with baby.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Hello ladies and gents
May 14, 2014 at 3:44 pm
(May 14, 2014 at 3:42 pm)Stimbo Wrote: (May 14, 2014 at 3:11 pm)Beccs Wrote: Babyque starts at midnight.
I'm doing the sauces this time, remember. Virgin's blood and Jesus tears go great with baby.
Make sure they are virgins this time. Those Catholic school girls from last time . . . .
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Hello ladies and gents
May 14, 2014 at 3:45 pm
You know what it's like - once you get into the habit, it's hard to stop...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Hello ladies and gents
May 14, 2014 at 3:49 pm
(May 14, 2014 at 3:45 pm)Stimbo Wrote: You know what it's like - once you get into the habit, it's hard to stop...
It's like a concrete nun - a hard habit to break.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Hello ladies and gents
May 14, 2014 at 8:10 pm
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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RE: Hello ladies and gents
May 14, 2014 at 8:21 pm
Welcome!
NOT logic:
1. Claim to have logic
2. Throw a tantrum when asked to present it
3. Claim you've already presented it
4. Repeat step 1
*Rampant.A.I.'s quote
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RE: Hello ladies and gents
May 15, 2014 at 2:37 pm
Cheers all. Don't expect too much from me though, I'm on 3 Atheist forums now and I'm a natural lazy arse but I'll dip in when I can.
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RE: Hello ladies and gents
May 15, 2014 at 2:42 pm
(May 15, 2014 at 2:37 pm)TubbyTubby Wrote: Cheers all. Don't expect too much from me though, I'm on 3 Atheist forums now and I'm a natural lazy arse but I'll dip in when I can.
Welcome from another natural lazy arse, from Canada. I sense we could have a global movement here.... nah fuck that it would require moving.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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Re: RE: Hello ladies and gents
May 15, 2014 at 2:50 pm
(May 15, 2014 at 2:42 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: (May 15, 2014 at 2:37 pm)TubbyTubby Wrote: Cheers all. Don't expect too much from me though, I'm on 3 Atheist forums now and I'm a natural lazy arse but I'll dip in when I can.
Welcome from another natural lazy arse, from Canada. I sense we could have a global movement here.... nah fuck that it would require moving.
I'd swap with you, always fancied Canada. Would that mean a lot of effort though? I'll probably just sit where I am on the patio with the first warm summer sunshine, my cold glass of beer and a JD to numb the senses. Songbirds are singing....
I retract my offer, staying here.
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RE: Hello ladies and gents
May 15, 2014 at 2:51 pm
(May 15, 2014 at 2:50 pm)TubbyTubby Wrote: (May 15, 2014 at 2:42 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: Welcome from another natural lazy arse, from Canada. I sense we could have a global movement here.... nah fuck that it would require moving.
I'd swap with you, always fancied Canada. Would that mean a lot of effort though? I'll probably just sit where I am on the patio with the first warm summer sunshine, my cold glass of beer and a JD to numb the senses. Songbirds are singing....
I retract my offer, staying here.
Well where I live is a great retirement community. Sucks for anything else, but I hear other places are better.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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