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What kind of Knight are you?

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What kind of Knight are you?
Marsellus Wallace Offline
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#31
RE: What kind of Knight are you?
May 17, 2014 at 9:02 pm
(May 17, 2014 at 8:35 pm)Napoléon Wrote:
(May 17, 2014 at 8:09 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: Why would darth get a hoe if he cant do nothing with her?

But Vader isn't a Jedi. He's a Sith. My point remains valid. Jedi don't get no hoes cuz of their Jedi code shit. Vader don't get no hoes because he got beat up by Obi 1. Nothing to do with the fact he's a Sith.


What are we even talking about?

Vader still have a penis after he got getting his kicked by obi 1 .
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#32
RE: What kind of Knight are you?
May 17, 2014 at 9:10 pm
(May 17, 2014 at 8:35 pm)Napoléon Wrote:
(May 17, 2014 at 8:09 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: Why would darth get a hoe if he cant do nothing with her?

But Vader isn't a Jedi. He's a Sith. My point remains valid. Jedi don't get no hoes cuz of their Jedi code shit. Vader don't get no hoes because he got beat up by Obi 1. Nothing to do with the fact he's a Sith.


What are we even talking about?

Jedi be gettin' bitches cuz Jedi be usin' the Jedi mind trick like it's roofies.
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#33
RE: What kind of Knight are you?
May 17, 2014 at 9:24 pm
Damn, pimp knight is cool, but so is the fire knight and black knight. Hell, mix them all together and create a rainbow knight and I'll just pick that one.
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#34
RE: What kind of Knight are you?
May 17, 2014 at 9:30 pm (This post was last modified: May 17, 2014 at 9:30 pm by Lemonvariable72.)
(May 17, 2014 at 9:02 pm)Marsellus Wallace Wrote:
(May 17, 2014 at 8:35 pm)Napoléon Wrote: But Vader isn't a Jedi. He's a Sith. My point remains valid. Jedi don't get no hoes cuz of their Jedi code shit. Vader don't get no hoes because he got beat up by Obi 1. Nothing to do with the fact he's a Sith.


What are we even talking about?

Vader still have a penis after he got getting his kicked by obi 1 .

Not likely seeing has as how he can't even take the damn suit off.
(May 17, 2014 at 9:24 pm)Elskidor Wrote: Damn, pimp knight is cool, but so is the fire knight and black knight. Hell, mix them all together and create a rainbow knight and I'll just pick that one.

Okay king renly.
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Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
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RE: What kind of Knight are you?
May 17, 2014 at 9:32 pm
(May 17, 2014 at 9:24 pm)Elskidor Wrote: Damn, pimp knight is cool, but so is the fire knight and black knight. Hell, mix them all together and create a rainbow knight and I'll just pick that one.

Ha, rainbow knight definitely wouldn't be gettin' any hoes.




And to everyone still talking about Jedi getting hoes.

YOU ALL MISS THE POINT.

They can't get hoes because of their Jedi Code. Doesn't matter if they're packin', shit ain't getting delivered.
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RE: What kind of Knight are you?
May 17, 2014 at 9:35 pm
(May 17, 2014 at 9:32 pm)Napoléon Wrote:
(May 17, 2014 at 9:24 pm)Elskidor Wrote: Damn, pimp knight is cool, but so is the fire knight and black knight. Hell, mix them all together and create a rainbow knight and I'll just pick that one.

Ha, rainbow knight definitely wouldn't be gettin' any hoes.




And to everyone still talking about Jedi getting hoes.

YOU ALL MISS THE POINT.

They can't get hoes because of their Jedi Code. Doesn't matter if they're packin', shit ain't getting delivered.
That was until luke skywalker changed the code so that he could get some pussy. With the woman that tried to kill him no less.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: What kind of Knight are you?
May 18, 2014 at 7:33 am
(May 17, 2014 at 9:35 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: That was until luke skywalker changed the code so that he could get some pussy. With the woman that tried to kill him no less.

I'm not really familiar with star wars lore after the events of ROTJ.

Your point is invalid! Cool Shades
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#38
RE: What kind of Knight are you?
May 18, 2014 at 2:23 pm
MY knight is so leet he's not even on that list.

I'm the one who stands up on the battlements raining arrows down on approaching enemies, laughing my ass off the whole time.
Till... an arrow whizzes and sticks into the stone 2 inches from my face, and which point I promptly exclaim "Oh shit!" and then run.
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