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Hello Non Believers

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Hello Non Believers
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#21
RE: Hello Non Believers
June 9, 2014 at 9:10 pm
(June 9, 2014 at 8:47 pm)Zack Wrote: Stannis, is that you?

Surely you mean the Red Woman? Stannis doesn't believe in the Lord of Light.
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#22
RE: Hello Non Believers
June 9, 2014 at 9:13 pm
While I resent the assumption that my world is in any way dark, maybe (doubt it) you can be a humorous presence or just a nice guy.

In any case, Welcome !

Please, please, please don't preach. We're all open to intelligent discussion, but preaching is not appreciated.
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#23
RE: Hello Non Believers
June 9, 2014 at 9:16 pm
Things in my life were dark, but I turned on the lamp and it got better.

Good luck. You'll need it.
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#24
RE: Hello Non Believers
June 9, 2014 at 9:20 pm
Maybe the OP needs this?

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Eye of God Offline
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#25
RE: Hello Non Believers
June 9, 2014 at 11:50 pm
I have learned to accept the mocking and jeering. I will still thank you all for allowing me to be a part of your forums. You must remember though, that I can only offer you what the word of God says and unfortunately it is very dire for the likes of the non believers.

I will attempt to respond to as many of you as I can in other threads. For now I think that this will do it for my introduction. Thank you all again for your tolerance and patience with me.
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#26
RE: Hello Non Believers
June 9, 2014 at 11:52 pm
(June 9, 2014 at 11:50 pm)Eye of God Wrote: I have learned to accept the mocking and jeering. I will still thank you all for allowing me to be a part of your forums. You must remember though, that I can only offer you what the word of God says and unfortunately it is very dire for the likes of the non believers.

I will attempt to respond to as many of you as I can in other threads. For now I think that this will do it for my introduction. Thank you all again for your tolerance and patience with me.

Dude, we don't believe in or accept the dire consequences.

In all honesty, if your god is all good, then hell wouldn't exist.
All other possibilities point to an evil being or non existence.

Anyway: Welcome.
Dying to live, living to die.
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Losty Offline
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#27
RE: Hello Non Believers
June 10, 2014 at 12:07 am
Oooh pick me! Can I be your first convert to step into the light??
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#28
RE: Hello Non Believers
June 10, 2014 at 5:08 am
(June 9, 2014 at 6:16 pm)Eye of God Wrote: I read your rules and feel that I can comply.
I hope you don't mind if I speak my mind.
I will make every attempt to answer all questions as you have them. I'm very knowledgeable about the Bible and would be very happy to lead one of you to the Lord if you are searching.

I like your rules about introduction threads. Its nice to know that your staff is looking out for theists like myself.
I hope I can be a light in your dark world.

Welcome.

Hope your fleshlight is big. I can barely see where I'm walking half the time because someone keeps forgetting to pay the leccy bill.
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#29
RE: Hello Non Believers
June 10, 2014 at 5:16 am
The One who brings light into my own life doesn't look a lot like Jesus:

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#30
RE: Hello Non Believers
June 10, 2014 at 5:23 am
(June 9, 2014 at 9:20 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Maybe the OP needs this?

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Lol you were thinking of me when you put up that image weren't you? Wink
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