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Thumpalumpacus · June 20, 2014 at 8:08 pm

(June 20, 2014 at 6:29 pm)Bad Wolf Wrote:
(June 20, 2014 at 6:26 pm)pocaracas Wrote: Anything tight makes you look fat.

Give her this: http://petite.about.com/od/styleguide/tp...ok-Fat.htm

Next time she asks, you just remind her of those 10 rules, and make see if she fits any of them.

I was looking for something more like cheesy or romantic one-liners. Something distract her and make her forget the question in the first place but thanks anyway.

"It looks better on the floor, baby."

Zidneya · June 21, 2014 at 1:12 am

(June 20, 2014 at 5:46 pm)Bad Wolf Wrote: How the hell do you answer the 'does this 'blank' make me look fat?' question?

Simple:

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