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Stopped by Mormoms
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Stopped by Mormoms
An hour ago I was stopped on the street by Mormons who were surprised I knew quite a bit about it and tried to convert me, no success. They were pleasant and I challenged them on what they believed and we parted ways after A 10 min conversation (they wanted my phone number and address but I refused). In the end they give me a leaflet which I put in the bin out of there site as I already have enough material to wipe my ass with. And this is in the UK and the second time I had this.
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
'I am driven by two main philosophies:
Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
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#2
RE: Stopped by Mormoms
Here, we're not exactly lacking in the beautiful people department. The other day, I saw our latest batch of young elders talking to a group of young women in tiny bikinis. Made me wonder how closely they stick to their missionary handbook.
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RE: Stopped by Mormoms
God damn Mormons,

God damn them ALL to HELL !!!!!


(and then I collapse on the beach and beat the sand, while looking kinda hot for an old guy in a loin cloth)
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RE: Stopped by Mormoms
(June 24, 2014 at 1:38 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote: Here, we're not exactly lacking in the beautiful people department. The other day, I saw our latest batch of young elders talking to a group of young women in tiny bikinis. Made me wonder how closely they stick to their missionary handbook.

Or how sticky their missionary handbook is.
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RE: Stopped by Mormoms
(June 24, 2014 at 1:38 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote: Here, we're not exactly lacking in the beautiful people department. The other day, I saw our latest batch of young elders talking to a group of young women in tiny bikinis. Made me wonder how closely they stick to their missionary handbook.

Lol yer, I wonder why they're called elders when there like 16-19.
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
'I am driven by two main philosophies:
Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
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RE: Stopped by Mormoms
I've seen them here in Kiwiland trapping people as they're trying to shop, recently.

If the come up to me they don't get the polite response I generally give if they knock on my door.

Deliberately target me with your bullshit when I'm shopping? No!
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Stopped by Mormoms
Mormons are cut throat, they see me in my robes and still ask if maybe I hear god when I chant . . .
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RE: Stopped by Mormoms
Mormons are chicken. Open the door and display skepticism plus any knowledge of Mormonism and they run.

If fairness, wrong as I think the their mission is, the boys I know who went on one were more grown up than boys who hadn't. It's living on their own though, not the mission itself that does it.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: Stopped by Mormoms
(June 24, 2014 at 11:17 pm)BlackSwordsman Wrote: Mormons are cut throat, they see me in my robes and still ask if maybe I hear god when I chant . . .

Say, "Yes, I hear Odin every day!"

Wink Shades
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Stopped by Mormoms
(June 24, 2014 at 11:21 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(June 24, 2014 at 11:17 pm)BlackSwordsman Wrote: Mormons are cut throat, they see me in my robes and still ask if maybe I hear god when I chant . . .

Say, "Yes, I hear Odin every day!"

Wink Shades

Well, I'd go for Thor he's my favorite, but that is a great idea.
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