Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time.....
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Bird - Hit By Pitch - Dies
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Damn, how did the bird manage to do that?
OUCH!
-same way the rest of them manage. Practice practice practice.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
 RE: Bird - Hit By Pitch - Dies
July 7, 2014 at 2:01 pm
(This post was last modified: July 7, 2014 at 2:02 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Maybe he couldn't stand to watch these noobs another minute? I get the same urge when I watch college football.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
The aforementioned Randy Johnson pitch.
Also, in 1983 Dave Winfield of the Yankees was warming up between innings when a ball hit a seagull. He was arrested by some idiot canadian cop...probably a Blue Jay fan.  (July 7, 2014 at 1:25 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time..... The chances of that happening are so small that it must count as a miracle. You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
I wonder what the bird would think of that idea?
RE: Bird - Hit By Pitch - Dies
July 7, 2014 at 3:38 pm
(This post was last modified: July 7, 2014 at 3:38 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
If it were a dove, it would probably wonder why honkies keep besmirching it's good name, implying that they have any sort of accord or interaction with the miracle-worker.
-or, it might think "fuck me Im a bird - oh shit, du...."
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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