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It's 4am. Am I one of the 300?

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It's 4am. Am I one of the 300?
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#21
RE: It's 4am. Am I one of the 300?
July 10, 2014 at 2:20 pm
Expect a Harvest! EXPECT IT!

But you've got to give the SEED!

I love that guy -- so funny. And pathetic. And repulsive.
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RE: It's 4am. Am I one of the 300?
July 10, 2014 at 2:51 pm
(July 10, 2014 at 2:12 pm)ShaMan Wrote: [Image: mike-murdock.gif]

Ha! That's the guy! That's him he talked me to sleep with that voice of his. The words he says are shit but that voice...
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#23
RE: It's 4am. Am I one of the 300?
July 10, 2014 at 3:19 pm
Wouldn't it be cool to get his credit card and sign him up for the thing? He'd get the bill and be all... "What the hell is this Wisdom Seed crap!?"
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#24
RE: It's 4am. Am I one of the 300?
July 10, 2014 at 3:23 pm
Lol. I think what they do is disgusting. Completely horrible. They say as a godly person you must obey him because he's an anointed man of god. Fuck that guy.
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#25
RE: It's 4am. Am I one of the 300?
July 10, 2014 at 3:28 pm
(July 10, 2014 at 3:23 pm)Losty Wrote: Fuck that guy.
It's like you're inside my head... [Image: HomerSimpson-holding_head.gif]
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#26
RE: It's 4am. Am I one of the 300?
July 10, 2014 at 3:39 pm
(July 10, 2014 at 3:23 pm)Losty Wrote: Lol. I think what they do is disgusting. Completely horrible. They say as a godly person you must obey him because he's an anointed man of god. Fuck that guy.

What I want to know is this: How the fuck do hucksters like this guy stay out of prison?
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#27
RE: It's 4am. Am I one of the 300?
July 10, 2014 at 3:47 pm
You can't prove fraud when the boss is a magical sky monster
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#28
RE: It's 4am. Am I one of the 300?
July 10, 2014 at 3:47 pm
(July 10, 2014 at 4:50 am)Losty Wrote: Ahh to be one of the 300 you have to send $58 a month for 12 months. Wtaf ROFLOL
Well so much for my soul. I guess I'm lost for good lol

That's what it's all about - money.

In a Star Trek movie, Kirk asks, "Why does god need a starship?" An approrpriate question for these evangelicals is, "Why would god's representative need a private plane?"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: It's 4am. Am I one of the 300?
July 10, 2014 at 3:50 pm
(July 10, 2014 at 3:47 pm)Losty Wrote: You can't prove fraud when the boss is a magical sky monster

Has to be the right magical sky monster of course, otherwise its just ridiculous.
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RE: It's 4am. Am I one of the 300?
July 10, 2014 at 3:50 pm
(July 10, 2014 at 3:47 pm)Beccs Wrote: "Why would god's representative need a private plane?"
Because $58 per month, from thousands of slaves, buys cool shit!
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