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#101
RE: Confessions
July 15, 2014 at 12:24 pm
My current gf is a dominatrix by trade.
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#102
RE: Confessions
July 15, 2014 at 12:30 pm
I ate the last of the cheddar.
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#103
RE: Confessions
July 15, 2014 at 12:43 pm
This confession could go out to any number of people I've known: I lied when I told you how cute your baby is. Please stop breeding.
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#104
RE: Confessions
July 15, 2014 at 12:51 pm
I lied. It's not the dress that makes your butt look fat.
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#105
RE: Confessions
July 15, 2014 at 12:57 pm
I wore a Star of David upside-down into a Jewish soup kitchen and asked for pork and beans. This guy asked me to leave, so I broke his arm and farted in his yarmulke. Then I posted about it on FB and some guy in Tibet called the cops on me. But I busted them up too.
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#106
RE: Confessions
July 15, 2014 at 1:00 pm
(July 15, 2014 at 12:57 pm)alpha male Wrote: I wore a Star of David upside-down into a Jewish soup kitchen and asked for pork and beans. This guy asked me to leave, so I broke his arm and farted in his yarmulke. Then I posted about it on FB and some guy in Tibet called the cops on me. But I busted them up too.

Nuh uh.
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#107
RE: Confessions
July 15, 2014 at 2:45 pm
(July 14, 2014 at 6:55 pm)Beccs Wrote: I have annoyingly straight hair.

I also have an old song that I haven't heard for years stuck in my noggin. "Down in the boondocks"

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I hated my curls when I was young, wanted straight hair so bad.

And now the boondocks is stuck in my head!! Lalala
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#108
RE: Confessions
July 15, 2014 at 2:52 pm (This post was last modified: July 15, 2014 at 2:58 pm by Ravenshire.)
(July 15, 2014 at 1:50 am)Rhythm Wrote: That would be entirely too mild for you deviants in a69.

Hey! I resemble that remark!
(July 15, 2014 at 11:24 am)Clueless Morgan Wrote: I'm 29, but I still crank music on my headphones and dance around my house lip syncing into a hairbrush. Big Grin

I'm 45 and still do that. Growing old may be required but growing up is entirely optional!
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#109
RE: Confessions
July 15, 2014 at 7:49 pm
(July 15, 2014 at 12:30 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I ate the last of the cheddar.


I thought that was you. Greedy prick.

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#110
RE: Confessions
July 17, 2014 at 12:38 pm
(July 14, 2014 at 8:40 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(July 14, 2014 at 6:53 am)Losty Wrote: I hate AC/DC

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Mine: I was a criminal as a youth until I got popped at 14 for grand theft -- breaking into cars for stereos etc.

So you are implying that you are a straight up G and you are going to beat me up because I hate AC/DC? Am I reading this right?
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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