Confessions

[The Valkyrie]

Is it hate speech to avoid creationist websites?

That question alone could be considered persecution in some circles

Yeah, creationist circles.

They have a persecution complex anyway. Just look at that stupid movie from a few years ago.

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This is one of my favourite Python songs

[ManMachine]

Quite a few years ago a friend of mine thought that 'LOL' on text messages meant 'lot's of love' and I deliberately didn't correct her because I thought it would lead to some funny texts.

A few months later her boss's wife died and she sent him a text,

'So sorry to hear about your loss. LOL'

She had to have a meeting with HR and everything. He didn't speak to her for ages.

I still feel bad for not correcting her when I had the chance.

MM

[ShaMan]

A few months later her boss's wife died and she sent him a text,

She sent a condolence text to her boss!?

[ManMachine]

A few months later her boss's wife died and she sent him a text,

She sent a condolence text to her boss!?

I know. Not the smartest person I ever knew but she is genuinely luvverley.

[TheGamingAtheist]

When I was 13, my sister and I were rolling down a hill and I rolled into a big pile of dog krap. It was on the butt of my pants for like 5 hours before I, or anyone else, even noticed. HOWEVER, this guy I liked at the time noticed and made fun of me all through junior high and high school until I became this popular princess. THEN he wanted to date me. So, I went out on a date with him and told him that his penis was too small for me to ever look at him again and I told the entire school. ASSHOLE

[Amalynne0]

One time when I used to work for Disney I was sitting on the cast member shuttle to work, enduring an existence of minimum wage and Barbie smiles, when I heard a manager a seat away from me say, "I've prepared everything for the meeting today and given clear guidelines how I want our cast members to copulate our star employees."

Yes. He said copulate.

I sat there, blinking.

And then he said it again, and again and again... and what I gathered was that he had meant to say EMULATE. I can only guess, for all I know Disney has weirdly kinky policies at an executive level.

What I guess I'm confessing is that I knew I should have told him differently. I shouldn't have let him off the shuttle knowing he was surely going to humiliate himself... but I didn't say anything. I was evil, I even smiled darkly inside.

I know, I'm awful.

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When I was 13, my sister and I were rolling down a hill and I rolled into a big pile of dog krap. It was on the butt of my pants for like 5 hours before I, or anyone else, even noticed. HOWEVER, this guy I liked at the time noticed and made fun of me all through junior high and high school until I became this popular princess. THEN he wanted to date me. So, I went out on a date with him and told him that his penis was too small for me to ever look at him again and I told the entire school. ASSHOLE

The power of rejection is so sweet.

[TheGamingAtheist]

One time when I used to work for Disney I was sitting on the cast member shuttle to work, enduring an existence of minimum wage and Barbie smiles, when I heard a manager a seat away from me say, "I've prepared everything for the meeting today and given clear guidelines how I want our cast members to copulate our star employees."

Yes. He said copulate.

I sat there, blinking.

And then he said it again, and again and again... and what I gathered was that he had meant to say EMULATE. I can only guess, for all I know Disney has weirdly kinky policies at an executive level.

What I guess I'm confessing is that I knew I should have told him differently. I shouldn't have let him off the shuttle knowing he was surely going to humiliate himself... but I didn't say anything. I was evil, I even smiled darkly inside.

I know, I'm awful.

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When I was 13, my sister and I were rolling down a hill and I rolled into a big pile of dog krap. It was on the butt of my pants for like 5 hours before I, or anyone else, even noticed. HOWEVER, this guy I liked at the time noticed and made fun of me all through junior high and high school until I became this popular princess. THEN he wanted to date me. So, I went out on a date with him and told him that his penis was too small for me to ever look at him again and I told the entire school. ASSHOLE

The power of rejection is so sweet.

Oh, heck yes it is!!!!

Especially since I went from goth to "pretty in pink" over night....lollll gave me lots of power I used it well.

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Another confession....and this is a serious one in my book.

I've always been attracted to some women. I remember from 13 - 18 I always hung out with the "lesbian" group lol....I ALWAYS refused that I was into girls, or this one girl in specific and everyone knew I was lying...but I also knew that men were just so freaking sexy.

Well, I am now 23 and I have found myself to be more and more attracted to women, but yes I do love my fiance more than anything and he is a man...but anywho...I finally told him that I was into females.

Ironically, he accepted it for what it was and told me that it doesn't matter and that he loves me for me...he's suspected it all along..lol

Not really a coming out story...just a bit of a confession that I felt I needed to get off of my chest. I've been holding this secret in for a very long time...

[ShaMan]

I confess that taking personal vengeance never appealed to me.

[Dystopia]

I've always been attracted to some women. I remember from 13 - 18 I always hung out with the "lesbian" group lol....I ALWAYS refused that I was into girls, or this one girl in specific and everyone knew I was lying...but I also knew that men were just so freaking sexy.

Well, I am now 23 and I have found myself to be more and more attracted to women, but yes I do love my fiance more than anything and he is a man...but anywho...I finally told him that I was into females.

Ironically, he accepted it for what it was and told me that it doesn't matter and that he loves me for me...he's suspected it all along..lol

Not really a coming out story...just a bit of a confession that I felt I needed to get off of my chest. I've been holding this secret in for a very long time...

But are you attracted to women and not to men? Bisexuals usually have preference for males or females, but you still feel attracted enough to men right? Luckily for you your fiance might even like that you like other women, you guys could try threesomes and shit, I wish my girlfriend was into girls

[TheGamingAtheist]

I've always been attracted to some women. I remember from 13 - 18 I always hung out with the "lesbian" group lol....I ALWAYS refused that I was into girls, or this one girl in specific and everyone knew I was lying...but I also knew that men were just so freaking sexy.

Well, I am now 23 and I have found myself to be more and more attracted to women, but yes I do love my fiance more than anything and he is a man...but anywho...I finally told him that I was into females.

Ironically, he accepted it for what it was and told me that it doesn't matter and that he loves me for me...he's suspected it all along..lol

Not really a coming out story...just a bit of a confession that I felt I needed to get off of my chest. I've been holding this secret in for a very long time...

But are you attracted to women and not to men? Bisexuals usually have preference for males or females, but you still feel attracted enough to men right? Luckily for you your fiance might even like that you like other women, you guys could try threesomes and shit, I wish my girlfriend was into girls

Im more attracted to my fiance than I am to anyone else. MOST DEFINITELY lol. Hes the most attractive person I've ever been with.

HOWEVER; he is disgusted by w on w action. He is all for gay rights but he isn't one to get turned on by that kind of stuff. Plus, Id kill him if he ever asked.