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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
August 7, 2014 at 2:06 pm
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(August 7, 2014 at 2:05 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: Unlimited Game of Thrones episodes.
And nothing to watch them on.
Unlimited vodka, served by hot, naked cheerleaders with no inhibitions and an unquenchable thirst for adventure.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
August 7, 2014 at 2:10 pm
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...and a hangover, migraine, and malaria to follow.
I give you unlimited votes in the next Federal election.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
August 7, 2014 at 2:29 pm
That I then use to write-in George W. Bush because I'm evil.
Unlimited 1.5% cash back
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Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
August 7, 2014 at 2:32 pm
(August 7, 2014 at 1:27 pm)Cato Wrote: (August 7, 2014 at 12:48 pm)Chad32 Wrote: unlimited control over my environment. Just try to screw that up! Actually I can already think of something, but let's see if other people say it.
(I would have made Pluto your environment.)
I like the "I am insane" one. Given unlimited control over Pluto would just enable me to make it a habitable world. It may get lonely, though.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
August 7, 2014 at 2:54 pm
(August 7, 2014 at 2:32 pm)Chad32 Wrote: (August 7, 2014 at 1:27 pm)Cato Wrote: (I would have made Pluto your environment.)
I like the "I am insane" one. Given unlimited control over Pluto would just enable me to make it a habitable world. It may get lonely, though.
And the Plutonians would revolt.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
August 7, 2014 at 3:22 pm
Infinite loyalty from every living thing around me.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
August 7, 2014 at 3:26 pm
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(August 7, 2014 at 3:22 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Infinite loyalty from every living thing around me.
But the only living thing around is the nurse from Misery, and she loves you.
A singing frog that will make you millions.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
August 7, 2014 at 3:32 pm
(August 7, 2014 at 3:26 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: (August 7, 2014 at 3:22 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Infinite loyalty from every living thing around me.
But the only living thing around is the nurse from Misery, and she loves you.
A singing frog that will make you millions.
But it only sings when you're alone with it. Never in front of others.
unlimited privacy.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
August 7, 2014 at 3:35 pm
(August 7, 2014 at 3:32 pm)Chad32 Wrote: (August 7, 2014 at 3:26 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: But the only living thing around is the nurse from Misery, and she loves you.
A singing frog that will make you millions.
But it only sings when you're alone with it. Never in front of others.
unlimited privacy.
You're in solitary confinement in prison.
Unlimited sex with my girlfriend.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
August 7, 2014 at 3:46 pm
(August 7, 2014 at 3:35 pm)StealthySkeptic Wrote: (August 7, 2014 at 3:32 pm)Chad32 Wrote: But it only sings when you're alone with it. Never in front of others.
unlimited privacy.
You're in solitary confinement in prison.
Unlimited sex with my girlfriend.
I saw that one coming.
Your girlfriend won't let you do anything but have sex with her.
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