I Like The Smell of My Own...

[ignoramus]

Just out of interest, what would be the sort of proportions of incompatible, neutral and compatible? Generally speaking, of course.

20-42-38... Generally speaking, of course.

Ooh! That's one big booty!

[Cyberman]

Hmm, so a handsome, sexy, witty Brit has a greater than even chance of being at least neutral? That's encouraging. Generally speaking, of course.

[vorlon13]

I'd say of men I would talk to in a bar, club, or party situation, 90% are neutral. Upwards of 10% are incompatible.

The 'make me high' effect is very rare. Some guys slop on so much cologne I can't get a pheromone read.

As for the really good ones, they taste good, they smell good, everything I do to them is fun, it is just that rare concatenation you remember for the rest of your life.

There's a guy in West Allis WI that had it. That poor catholic man (he loved it despite the welts!) And a guy named 'Art' north of Zion Illinois. His hygiene wasn't all that good anyhow, and he showed up at my place one day right after work (running concrete). I can't imagine he ever forgot what happened, I know I never will. WOOF!

[ShaMan]

20-42-38

Ooh! That's one big booty!

I have really big hands.

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Some guys slop on so much cologne I can't get a pheromone read.

I stopped wearing cologne when I developed a seizure disorder. Now I only wear "Eau De ShaMan®".

[Minimalist]

Yep, my favourite is Italian food also.
Then it's a tie between Indian, Mexican and Chinese. :-)

I prefer the smell of my own fart to another's.
Perhaps I love the smell when it 's an attack fart and I'm musing over how bad it will be for the victim. :-)

Does Attacking with fart contravene chemical warfare convention?

[Whateverist]

I think everything about my wife smells great. Under arms? Check. Nether regions? Double check. (Ladies, lock up your panties.)

I don't really have a great sense of smell. I register it with some kinds of cooking and with roses anything less than "strong scent" will make me wonder if I am just smelling what the raw petals themselves smell like. My dog has a slight but pleasant smell - when she hasn't been rolling in anything. When she eats green apples her gas is just gross.

[vorlon13]

Damn few men I have sniffed their underwear, but 'Art' was blessed. Moist rank and toxic.

A contractor I work for accuses me of sniffing his wife's panties. If I could contrive to have him catch me sniffing his it would serve him right. Unfortunately, he is in the 10%

[Jenny A]

Women discussing the fragrance of men and the affect thereof

And you all don't think we like the smell of man? Silly, very, very, silly.

[vorlon13]

I noticed in 3rd grade the junior high boys smelled good running out of the gym after PE.

Really.

[StealthySkeptic]

Farts.



Somebody had to say it.

Did you know that Benjamin Franklin wrote about the idea of creating perfumes that would make your farts smell good to everyone around you?