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Reaction to extra-terrestial life.
#11
RE: Reaction to extra-terrestial life.
Thanks for the thoughts, I always thought significant life would effect the psychology of the earth in terms of forward thinking (I am giving humans more credit.). However, I think religions whom will not adapt would not accept it.

In another a more humorous note. Humans will always ask the three basic questions pertaining to alien life.

1. Can we kill it.
2. Can we eat it.
3. Can we fuck it.
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#12
RE: Reaction to extra-terrestial life.
(August 18, 2014 at 1:14 pm)KUSA Wrote: I wonder if the Aliens would bring their religion to Earth.
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#13
RE: Reaction to extra-terrestial life.
(August 18, 2014 at 12:01 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: I think the reaction would depend on the kind of life.... simple bacteria or laser wielding high tech beings who want to eat us and steal our women


Aliens who have to resort to our women evidently can't be that high tech.

(August 18, 2014 at 1:35 pm)bladevalant546 Wrote: Thanks for the thoughts, I always thought significant life would effect the psychology of the earth in terms of forward thinking (I am giving humans more credit.). However, I think religions whom will not adapt would not accept it.

In another a more humorous note. Humans will always ask the three basic questions pertaining to alien life.

1. Can we kill it.
2. Can we eat it.
3. Can we fuck it.

You make the remarkable assumption that the manly bravado of humans really could possibly survive the first contact with aliens.

More realistically, the basic question we would ask soon after pissing in out pants would be:

1. Will they let us live.
2. Do we taste good to them.
3. Can we sell them our women to buy our lives.
4. Will they honor the terms of the sale.
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#14
Re: RE: Reaction to extra-terrestial life.
(August 18, 2014 at 1:35 pm)bladevalant546 Wrote: In another a more humorous note. Humans will always ask the three basic questions pertaining to alien life.

1. Can we kill it.
2. Can we eat it.
3. Can we fuck it.


There are some Hillbillies that would do all three. Fuck it, Kill it, and Eat it.
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#15
RE: Reaction to extra-terrestial life.
(August 18, 2014 at 4:29 pm)Chuck Wrote:
(August 18, 2014 at 12:01 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: I think the reaction would depend on the kind of life.... simple bacteria or laser wielding high tech beings who want to eat us and steal our women


Aliens who have to resort to our women evidently can't be that high tech.

(August 18, 2014 at 1:35 pm)bladevalant546 Wrote: Thanks for the thoughts, I always thought significant life would effect the psychology of the earth in terms of forward thinking (I am giving humans more credit.). However, I think religions whom will not adapt would not accept it.

In another a more humorous note. Humans will always ask the three basic questions pertaining to alien life.

1. Can we kill it.
2. Can we eat it.
3. Can we fuck it.

You make the remarkable assumption that the manly bravado of humans really could possibly survive the first contact with aliens.

More realistically, the basic question we would ask soon after pissing in out pants would be:

1. Will they let us live.
2. Do we taste good to them.
3. Can we sell them our women to buy our lives.
4. Will they honor the terms of the sale.

I know, I was most likely being joking. We would not stand a chance to an alien invasion.
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#16
RE: Reaction to extra-terrestial life.
Can't wait to hang out with Paul.
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#17
RE: Reaction to extra-terrestial life.
(August 18, 2014 at 11:52 am)Minimalist Wrote: The god nuts would deny it with their dying breath.

I don't think the faithers would have a problem with ET life, as long as it wasn't intelligent. Dumb alien animals would just be part of gawd's plan. Intelligent alien life, especially if they show up here wanting to know what the fuck the gawd bullshit is all about...
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#18
RE: Reaction to extra-terrestial life.
(August 18, 2014 at 5:26 pm)GalacticBusDriver Wrote:
(August 18, 2014 at 11:52 am)Minimalist Wrote: The god nuts would deny it with their dying breath.

I don't think the faithers would have a problem with ET life, as long as it wasn't intelligent. Dumb alien animals would just be part of gawd's plan. Intelligent alien life, especially if they show up here wanting to know what the fuck the gawd bullshit is all about...


I doubt intelligent aliens would have the slightest interest in this gawd bullshit. They would just put the faithers in a zoo next to the chimps, and go on to other things.
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#19
RE: Reaction to extra-terrestial life.
One thing however, is it a rather odd assumption to assume that the "aliens" will not have a religion or philosophy of some kind?
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#20
RE: Reaction to extra-terrestial life.
I think the aliens will have religion. I just hope is isn't Jebus.
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