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What Happens When Evangelical Virgin Men Get Married?
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 (August 19, 2014 at 3:23 pm)Diablo Wrote:(August 19, 2014 at 3:12 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: True, I grew up down there and learned most of my gutter Spanish as a necessity. Now, long forgotten other than the occasional Colega, ¿dónde está mi coche? Sorry, Diablo, I have manners! Tu madre es una pu.... Nevermind.  (August 19, 2014 at 3:43 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote:(August 19, 2014 at 3:23 pm)Diablo Wrote: Google translates that as Buddy, where's my car? Manners! I never would have guessed. Anyway that's better. 
Sexual guilt is a huge abuse with in the church, geeze I wished I never suffered that myself.....have some fun PEOPLE!
![[Image: grumpy-cat-and-jesus-meme-died-for-sins.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-_GaCN-f8ZFo%2FUNfmimTyf4I%2FAAAAAAAANmk%2FoakT_wL319U%2Fs1600%2Fgrumpy-cat-and-jesus-meme-died-for-sins.jpg) I would be a televangelist....but I have too much of a soul.  (August 19, 2014 at 3:55 pm)bladevalant546 Wrote: Sexual guilt is a huge abuse with in the church, geeze I wished I never suffered that myself.....have some fun PEOPLE! Especially in the Catholic church and the like, where they slap a label of "disordered" or "unnatural" on sex they don't like, while also taking a vow of celibacy...which is about as 'unnatural' as sex gets.
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- Thomas Jefferson (August 19, 2014 at 3:59 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: Especially in the Catholic church and the like, where they slap a label of "disordered" or "unnatural" on sex they don't like, while also taking a vow of celibacy...which is about as 'unnatural' as sex gets. Celibacy is one of the most anti-mankind concepts ever conceived. Almost like being anti-eating or breathing.
We've been talking about the Christians here, but what about the Muslims, in mainly Islamic countries, not the West. Do the imams have to be celibate?
They lock the women up so presumably the men can't get laid until they get married, unless it's with non-muslim women. We used to holiday in Morocco, and the guys we met boasted of having sex with the European tourists, so they obviously weren't averse. Drank plenty of alcohol too, as a matter of fact. Do we have any genuine Muslims here can give us a perspective? RE: What Happens When Evangelical Virgin Men Get Married?
August 19, 2014 at 4:18 pm
(This post was last modified: August 19, 2014 at 4:20 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Two previously celibate partners getting married? Bet the wedding night blew. At least it can only get better, so they have that going for them - which is nice.
My favorite bit, about some of them worrying that they might be desiring an affair.....snickers...well no shit! - You walked off the lot with the first car you test drove and now you have buyers remorse. Predictable.
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(August 19, 2014 at 4:02 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote:(August 19, 2014 at 3:59 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: Especially in the Catholic church and the like, where they slap a label of "disordered" or "unnatural" on sex they don't like, while also taking a vow of celibacy...which is about as 'unnatural' as sex gets. However, getting the religious to adopt anti-eating or breathing would be a miracle. Oddly evidence for a loving god? I would be a televangelist....but I have too much of a soul. (August 19, 2014 at 4:18 pm)bladevalant546 Wrote:(August 19, 2014 at 4:02 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Celibacy is one of the most anti-mankind concepts ever conceived. Well, there's Lent and Ramadan, no?
Sadly those to not extend beyond the most efficient time.
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