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Gods are Sexy
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#61
RE: Gods are Sexy
August 21, 2014 at 4:10 am (This post was last modified: August 21, 2014 at 4:17 am by Zidneya.)
And (only because someone else is making me post this one) let's not forget the male ones..[Image: bled2-onion-head-emoticon.gif]

You know... for the ladies.[Image: wew-onion-head-emoticon.gif]
(August 21, 2014 at 4:04 am)Goosebump Wrote:
(August 21, 2014 at 3:59 am)Zidneya Wrote: Sexy...

Did you drawl those?

No I just found them.
Stupid Thor and his stupid abs.
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#62
RE: Gods are Sexy
August 21, 2014 at 4:18 am (This post was last modified: August 21, 2014 at 4:22 am by Goosebump.)
(August 21, 2014 at 4:10 am)Zidneya Wrote: And (only because someone else is making me post this one) let's not forget the male ones..[Image: bled2-onion-head-emoticon.gif]

You know... for the ladies.[Image: wew-onion-head-emoticon.gif]
(August 21, 2014 at 4:04 am)Goosebump Wrote: Did you drawl those?

No I just found them.

I've come to the conclusion that I will be the perpetual object of gramatical, AND spellling, ridicule here. I accept that. My firm hope is that I'll perhaps learn to spell, grammatically be better and reason better. All thanks to the persistence of my betters here.
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#63
RE: Gods are Sexy
August 21, 2014 at 4:37 am
Very good grasshopper.

Lesson#1
Please start by fixing up your last statement.

Secondly, all manga is banned from now on!
It's gotten out of control.

The only permissible manga shall be:

Space Ace
Marine Boy
Prince Planet
Gigantor
The amazing 3
Phantom a
Astroboy
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#64
RE: Gods are Sexy
August 21, 2014 at 4:45 am (This post was last modified: August 21, 2014 at 4:49 am by Goosebump.)
(August 21, 2014 at 4:37 am)ignoramus Wrote: Very good grasshopper.

Lesson#1
Please start by fixing up your last statement.

Secondly, all manga is banned from now on!
It's gotten out of control.

The only permissible manga shall be:

Space Ace
Marine Boy
Prince Planet
Gigantor
The amazing 3
Phantom a
Astroboy

You missed several good ones.

Trigun
Ghost in the Shell (1, 2, and both series)
FLCL
Samurai Champloo
Avatar (not the movie)
Akiria
Rahxephon
Kill al Kill
Gurren Lagann
Knights of Sidonia
Attack on Titan
Cowboy Beebop

Fallacy of List Lacitude. Your list lacks.
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#65
RE: Gods are Sexy
August 21, 2014 at 4:49 am
Mangoes are immoral.
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#66
RE: Gods are Sexy
August 21, 2014 at 11:23 am
(August 21, 2014 at 3:59 am)Zidneya Wrote: Sexy Gods ha?
Em….
Well there are the greek ones:


[Image: bled1-onion-head-emoticon.gif]
And the egyptians:


[Image: admire2-onion-head-emoticon.gif]
An there are the nordic ones:


[Image: love-onion-head-emoticon.gif]
I'm sorry what was the point again?[Image: sweating-onion-head-emoticon.gif]

I believe somebody is trying to repaint their room white, *cough cough*
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#67
RE: Gods are Sexy
August 21, 2014 at 11:29 am
I know I know I am sexy. I mean one does not have to post a thread about it. Also, goes Gua'Uld count?
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RE: Gods are Sexy
August 21, 2014 at 11:29 am (This post was last modified: August 21, 2014 at 11:32 am by ComradeMeow.)
(August 21, 2014 at 3:57 am)Goosebump Wrote: So while you would admit that sexuality is or rather sexual desirability is defined culturally but you yourself have no sexual appetites?

I am asexual although I like eroticism. The only things I actually enjoy about sex are the things unrelated or detached from sex such as sadomasochism, latex, or the person having sex(like a tomboy).
I am a romantic but that is about it. Sex has never interested me and I have been oblivious to it for quite some time. It is why I do not even make an attempt towards being intimate with others.
It is always fuck fuck this and screw screw that. Repetitive hip thrusts are by no means interesting to look at or do.

Quote:Or rather have I fallen to a but of a joke I don't understand? I suspect the latter. I suspect i should be the object of many as time passes.

You and I live the same joke, it is called life and we may have the American Dream joke in common as well.

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(August 21, 2014 at 4:10 am)Zidneya Wrote: And (only because someone else is making me post this one) let's not forget the male ones..[Image: bled2-onion-head-emoticon.gif]

You know... for the ladies.[Image: wew-onion-head-emoticon.gif]

Buhbuhbuhbubuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuh sesesexy! [Image: bled1-onion-head-emoticon.gif?1292862492]

Buhahahaha!
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RE: Gods are Sexy
August 21, 2014 at 11:54 am
(August 21, 2014 at 11:29 am)PhiloTech Wrote: Repetitive hip thrusts are by no means interesting to look at or do.

All I can say is speak for yourself!

I'm a connoisseur of hip thrusts, specializing in study of those that involve the lady astride the man; both in the abstract sense and the up close and personal sense.

If I were to go back to school to get a Masters, my thesis would be on Hip Thrust Dynamics, or the History of the CowGirl and its Sociological Importance.

Yum.
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RE: Gods are Sexy
August 21, 2014 at 11:59 am
(August 21, 2014 at 11:54 am)JesusHChrist Wrote:
(August 21, 2014 at 11:29 am)PhiloTech Wrote: Repetitive hip thrusts are by no means interesting to look at or do.

All I can say is speak for yourself!

I'm a connoisseur of hip thrusts, specializing in study of those that involve the lady astride the man; both in the abstract sense and the up close and personal sense.

If I were to go back to school to get a Masters, my thesis would be on Hip Thrust Dynamics, or the History of the CowGirl and its Sociological Importance.

Yum.

I now take back what I said about being asexual, I am positively anti-sexual. Wait never mind I forget that I still find Burt Reynold's gorgeous!
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