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Twist the lyrics...guess the song.

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Twist the lyrics...guess the song.
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Twist the lyrics...guess the song.
September 2, 2014 at 7:34 am
No Weird. Al stuff, just your own version of a well known song

Ill go first.

1.Welcome to McDonalds, we make crappy things,learn to live like a fry cook on our crappy pay, IN MCDONALDS, WELCOME TO MCDONALDS, I wanna hamburger with BEEF BEEF, what is that anyway?
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Or

2. Gangsters holding knives, exchanging stab wounds.

3. People.....people who kill people, ARE THE UGLIEST PEOPLE.

4. MITT ROMNEY'S A LIAR, Mitt Romney's a liar, HIS PANTS ARE ON FIRE, Mitt Romney's a liar.
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RE: Twist the lyrics...guess the song.
September 2, 2014 at 12:07 pm
Who do you think you are going around leaving scars with your jar of farts?
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RE: Twist the lyrics...guess the song.
September 2, 2014 at 12:24 pm
I love dookie hole
So come and stick your cock in my poop chute baby
I love dookie hole
So come and and jab your fist in me.
OUCH!
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September 2, 2014 at 1:17 pm (This post was last modified: September 2, 2014 at 1:57 pm by Losty.)
(September 2, 2014 at 12:07 pm)Elskidor Wrote: Who do you think you are going around leaving scars with your jar of farts?

This is the only one I recognize lol
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RE: Twist the lyrics...guess the song.
September 2, 2014 at 1:50 pm
Mine was Joan Jett singing I love rock and roll.
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September 2, 2014 at 1:58 pm
(September 2, 2014 at 1:50 pm)KUSA Wrote: Mine was Joan Jett singing I love rock and roll.

Lol. If only I would have heard you say it. Haha
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RE: Twist the lyrics...guess the song.
September 2, 2014 at 7:12 pm
The McDonald's one is 'Welcome to The Jungle', there's 'People Who Need People'...drawing a blank on the rest. Hmm...let's try:

Lazy, can't see my toes.
Chicken are feeble, giving me woes.

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September 2, 2014 at 8:38 pm
"Gangsters holding knives" was "Strangers in the night, exchanging glances" Frank Sinatra

Ok, how about this one.

MITT ROMNEY'S A LIAR, Mitt Romney's a liar, HIS PANTS ARE ON FIRE, Mitt Romney's a liar.
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September 5, 2014 at 10:13 am
Guess this spoof line.

"I'm the king of cornball, there is none lower, other Mcs will call me slower"
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