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Re-Write the Lyrics to Xmas Songs
December 19, 2017 at 4:35 am
(inspired by 37's recent post).
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
Had a very shiny nose,
Which turned out to be a huge tactical disadvantage, enabling me to punch him in the dark.
Boru
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RE: Re-Write the Lyrics to Xmas Songs
December 19, 2017 at 7:15 am
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No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Re-Write the Lyrics to Xmas Songs
December 19, 2017 at 8:40 am
I've got one about Robby Hawkins, the Von Maur shooter. However, in this time of mass shootings and the time of year it's a bit insensitive. I'll give the first stanza.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh,
You'd better watch out,
You'd better start to run,
You'd better duck down he's bringing his gun,
Robby Hawkins comes to Von Maur
It devolves from there.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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RE: Re-Write the Lyrics to Xmas Songs
December 19, 2017 at 11:20 am
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
Did you know that he's been creeping?
Oh, he's spying on you, and preying on you.
Santa Claus is go-ing . . . to jail.
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RE: Re-Write the Lyrics to Xmas Songs
December 19, 2017 at 11:42 am
(This post was last modified: December 19, 2017 at 12:01 pm by Brian37.)
All through the Senate
And all through the House
Not a Republican was thinking
About the asshole in the White House
Silent right
Orange fright
He's not calm
He's not bright
Round up migrants
Blame them all night
Holy dispshit
So bombastic and spite
Creep in slovenly cheats
Creep in slovenly cheats
45 doesn't show signs of stopping
Mueller's brought indictments for stopping
As long as he refuses to go
Let Mueller know, let him know, let him know.
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RE: Re-Write the Lyrics to Xmas Songs
December 24, 2017 at 8:20 am
I'm dreaming of a new Redskins owner.
Or
I'm dreaming of a full frosty beer mug.
Or......
White House smells, White House smells
He's a jackass all the way
Oh what hell it is to live
Under his administration today HEY.