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Re-Write the Lyrics to Xmas Songs
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(inspired by 37's recent post).
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, Had a very shiny nose, Which turned out to be a huge tactical disadvantage, enabling me to punch him in the dark. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
 RE: Re-Write the Lyrics to Xmas Songs
December 19, 2017 at 7:15 am
(This post was last modified: December 19, 2017 at 7:16 am by ignoramus.)
do not click!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. 
I've got one about Robby Hawkins, the Von Maur shooter. However, in this time of mass shootings and the time of year it's a bit insensitive. I'll give the first stanza.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, You'd better watch out, You'd better start to run, You'd better duck down he's bringing his gun, Robby Hawkins comes to Von Maur It devolves from there.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
 RE: Re-Write the Lyrics to Xmas Songs
December 19, 2017 at 8:40 am
(This post was last modified: December 19, 2017 at 9:10 am by Brian37.)
(December 19, 2017 at 4:35 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (inspired by 37's recent post). He he, I am flattered.  In the ally we can sell some blow man And do it when the cops are not around. (not recommended, to use or sell). We wish you a merry tax scam We wish you a merry tax scam We wish you a merry tax scam And a happy billionaire. 
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake Did you know that he's been creeping? Oh, he's spying on you, and preying on you. Santa Claus is go-ing . . . to jail. RE: Re-Write the Lyrics to Xmas Songs
December 19, 2017 at 11:42 am
(This post was last modified: December 19, 2017 at 12:01 pm by Brian37.)
All through the Senate
And all through the House Not a Republican was thinking About the asshole in the White House Silent right Orange fright He's not calm He's not bright Round up migrants Blame them all night Holy dispshit So bombastic and spite Creep in slovenly cheats Creep in slovenly cheats 45 doesn't show signs of stopping Mueller's brought indictments for stopping As long as he refuses to go Let Mueller know, let him know, let him know.
I'm dreaming of a new Redskins owner.
Or I'm dreaming of a full frosty beer mug. Or...... White House smells, White House smells He's a jackass all the way Oh what hell it is to live Under his administration today HEY. |
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