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NFL regular season is almost here
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NFL regular season is almost here
Does anybody else enjoy Drew Magary's "Why Your Team Sucks" series. I find them hilarious. These are some of the teams I see people rooting for on AF.org. To show there are no hard feelings I'm going to put the link up for my Bears as well.

Steel Curtain:
http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-...1625613194
Cthulhu:
http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-...1625471757
Cato:
http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-...1626463239
FatandFaithless?
http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-...1627477893
Me:
http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-...1627368933
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#2
RE: NFL regular season is almost here
Watch this space for future installments of "Why Drew Magary sucks.".

Big Grin



Quote:Golden Tate has also left town to come bang your wife.

I LOLed.
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I demand you unveil even a single instance of why the Broncos could possibly suck.

You suck.

Sorry, pre-emptive suck
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: NFL regular season is almost here
Go Colts!

I wish Peyton would retire. It sucks having to root for the Broncos.

I miss him Sad
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
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(September 2, 2014 at 4:00 pm)Luckie Wrote: I demand you unveil even a single instance of why the Broncos could possibly suck.

Helloooooo.... you guys got *destroyed* in the Super Bowl. D-E-S-T-R-O-Y-E-D.

By the Seahawks. The fucking SEAHAWKS.

QED

(September 2, 2014 at 4:04 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote: It sucks having to root for the Broncos.

It must. Big Grin Look at the bright side - it beats rooting for the Chargers. Or the Colts.
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(September 2, 2014 at 4:20 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(September 2, 2014 at 4:00 pm)Luckie Wrote: I demand you unveil even a single instance of why the Broncos could possibly suck.

Helloooooo.... you guys got *destroyed* in the Super Bowl. D-E-S-T-R-O-Y-E-D.

By the Seahawks. The fucking SEAHAWKS.

QED

(September 2, 2014 at 4:04 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote: It sucks having to root for the Broncos.

It must. Big Grin Look at the bright side - it beats rooting for the Chargers. Or the Colts.

Or the Browns.

Manziel... *Shudders*
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

[Image: tumblr_n1j4lmACk61qchtw3o1_500.gif]
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RE: NFL regular season is almost here
(September 2, 2014 at 4:20 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(September 2, 2014 at 4:00 pm)Luckie Wrote: I demand you unveil even a single instance of why the Broncos could possibly suck.

Helloooooo.... you guys got *destroyed* in the Super Bowl. D-E-S-T-R-O-Y-E-D.

By the Seahawks. The fucking SEAHAWKS.

QED

You guys played so dirty, some hooker at the bunny ranch is wondering where her cooch went.

Ps. You suck
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

[Image: tumblr_n1j4lmACk61qchtw3o1_500.gif]
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RE: NFL regular season is almost here
Angrie bunnie is the best!
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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(September 2, 2014 at 4:24 pm)Luckie Wrote: [Image: bqsnm.jpg]

True, that.

Good news for the AFC West: You will not be in last place this year, unless you happen to be the Raiders. The only question is this: Will Oakland lose more games than Denver wins?
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