Cain and Abel: Explanation Please. Pretty Pretty Please!

[StealthySkeptic]

[FifthElement]

Seriously ?

[Huggy Bear]

[Minimalist]

You are way out of your league with Egyptology, hugster. Stick to your stupid fucking bible.

[Jenny A]

@ Huggy.

I don't really care all that much whether Cain is the son of Adam or the Serpent doctrinally because it's all fiction. But you are really bending the text to hell and gone to get where you are going with the Cain son of the serpent idea.

Using the KJ just for you:

And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:
5 For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil. 6 And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat. 7 And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons.

Genesis 3:4-7 Notice that it is eating the fruit and not sex (sex is not mentioned that causes Adam and Eve to know they are naked.

[quot]And the LORD God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life: 15 And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.[/quote]Genesis 3:14-15
Notice that God talks about eh serpent's seed and Eve's seed (yes Eve's seed sorry if you don't think Eve has seed but god says she does). So Eve's descendants are different and people and snakes don't get along.

[quot]And Adam knew Eve his wife; and she conceived, and bare Cain, and said, I have gotten a man from the LORD.
2 And she again bare his brother Abel. And Abel was a keeper of sheep, but Cain was a tiller of the ground.[/quote] Genesis 4:1-2 So you see Eve didn't conceive until Adam slept with her and she attributed the baby to God.

Nowhere is there any suggestion that the serpent had sex with Eve, only Adam did that.

And Adam knew his wife again; and she bare a son, and called his name Seth: For God, said she, hath appointed me another seed instead of Abel, whom Cain slew.

Genesis 4:25 Notice that she refers to her children as her "seed". Notice also that the language concerning Seth is almost identical to that regarding Cain. She got him by sleeping with Adam and the help of the Lord, just like she got Cain. So Cain and Seth are full brothers. Any other conclusion is contrary to Genesis.

[Huggy Bear]

[Wyrd of Gawd]

According to the Bible Eden was a town in the Middle East. Don't forget that the garden of Eden was just down the road from Assyria, Arabia, Ethiopia, and Persia.

[Brakeman]

So whatever happened to Eden's magic trees? Why haven't we found the fossils?

Did a sinful borer beetle or a demon woodpecker kill them?

[Jenny A]

[Huggy Bear]