The taupe colored tie and the dictator jacket

[Zack]

Chicago is a major city in the US Midwest.
The name Chicago comes from the Illinois Indians, meaning "Stinking onion"
The Onion is a satirical print and online paper.
The Illinois Indians are secretly in charge of all the false stories printed in The Onion.

The Onion is headquartered in Chicago as well. President Obama is from there too. The Onion MUST be the paper behind all of his lies and deception.

[Tobie]

Obama has just been to Stonehenge. He's obviously channeling druidic magic for the upcoming apocalypse!

[professor]

The latest from DEBKA (middle east)- http://www.debka.com/article/24250/Obama...ary-muscle

[Minimalist]

The republicunts are famous for trotting out their WWRD ( What Would Reagan Do) horseshit in situations like this.

As The Daily Kos points out...we know what that senile old fuckhead did.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/09/05...tail=email

Unfortunately for the Gipper's hagiographers, we know exactly what Reagan would do about terrorists with American blood on their hands. President Reagan would send them a cake, a Bible and American weapons. And the Oval Office address he would deliver to the nation would start something like the one he gave on March 4, 1987:

"A few months ago I told the American people I did not trade arms for hostages. My heart and my best intentions still tell me that's true, but the facts and the evidence tell me it is not. As the Tower board reported, what began as a strategic opening to Iran deteriorated, in its implementation, into trading arms for hostages."

Obama may not have the balls that McCain - and that useless twat Lindsey Graham think they have...but he has more brains than the whole republicunt party.