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Jesus loves yall
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RE: Jesus loves yall
September 9, 2014 at 4:22 pm
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RE: Jesus loves yall
September 9, 2014 at 4:22 pm
(September 9, 2014 at 4:17 pm)DramaQueen Wrote: hIcarly

iCarly.
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RE: Jesus loves yall
September 9, 2014 at 4:27 pm
I just want you guys to know that I'm actually an apatheist troll. I get a kick out of this. Thanx for the replies though.?
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RE: Jesus loves yall
September 9, 2014 at 4:29 pm
Soooo no lottery prayers?
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Jesus loves yall
September 9, 2014 at 4:32 pm
(September 9, 2014 at 4:29 pm)Exian Wrote: Soooo no lottery prayers?

I pray to the universe in general, to any supreme being that may be listening, that Exian wins the lottery or, failing that, a free coke.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Jesus loves yall
September 9, 2014 at 4:35 pm
Not to sound ungrateful but I drink RC.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Jesus loves yall
September 9, 2014 at 4:36 pm
(September 9, 2014 at 4:35 pm)Exian Wrote: Not to sound ungrateful but I drink RC.

Don't tempt the wrath of the universe, heretic!

Argue

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RE: Jesus loves yall
September 9, 2014 at 4:38 pm
(September 9, 2014 at 4:35 pm)Exian Wrote: Not to sound ungrateful but I drink RC.

Ungrateful bastard! Beccs, feel free to direct your prayer on my behalf. However, please amend to say "some coke". The ambiguity might fool the gods enough to send something other than cola.
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RE: Jesus loves yall
September 9, 2014 at 4:39 pm (This post was last modified: September 9, 2014 at 4:41 pm by Exian.)
Ahhhh! Forgive me!
I never play the lottery, but I'm gonna have to give it a try. I'll do a professor-rapture type countdown and keep you guys posted. If I win, we all have to go to church.

And drink RC.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Jesus loves yall
September 9, 2014 at 4:42 pm
(September 9, 2014 at 4:27 pm)carleeeeehhhhh Wrote: I just want you guys to know that I'm actually an apatheist troll. I get a kick out of this. Thanx for the replies though.?

A kick out of what??
No one's upset. They're mocking you.

U Dolt
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