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Jesus H. Christ
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Huffin'Glue
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
-Stephen Jay Gould 
Hitler
Speaking of Jesus H. Christ, I re-read The Catcher in the Rye this past week for the first time in years and realized where that phrase came from. :-)
He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza
 RE: Jesus H. Christ
September 17, 2014 at 2:14 pm
(This post was last modified: September 17, 2014 at 2:14 pm by Mudhammam.)
I dunno, Holden just says "Jesus H. Christ" at one part. I figured that's what inspired the saying/username.
He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza
Herder
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
More like scruffy nerf herder! Ohhhhhh Sick ass burn!!
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay." For context, this is the previous verse: "Hi Jesus" -robvalue 
You've all done very well.
Special merit award: Hussein ROTFLMAO !!
Humongous and Huffin'Glue had me laughing pretty good. I'm gonna try to remember these the next time I hit my thumb with a hammer.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay." For context, this is the previous verse: "Hi Jesus" -robvalue |
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