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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
July 24, 2018 at 9:43 pm
(July 24, 2018 at 9:31 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: (July 24, 2018 at 9:24 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: That’s what she said.
I'm afraid what she said was much much worse than that. She said "already, really?".
Reminds me of a Kevin Bloody Wilson song.
Can't remember the name, and my phone's playing up. But he's singing about trying to get hot and heavy with his girlfriend in his car and suffers several instances of early juicing.
One of the last lines goes, "Me, I had a cunt of a night, but me undies had a ball!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
July 24, 2018 at 10:26 pm
In my youth I was quite refractory, and sequential coitus wasn't a problem. A lot of the time, ejaculation didn't even lead to loss of the erection. Those were the days, my friend, I thought they'd never end...
Now I'm old and gray as a guniea,
And just damned lucky if I get any!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
July 25, 2018 at 12:19 am
(July 24, 2018 at 2:39 pm)Whateverist Wrote: (July 24, 2018 at 2:37 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Dammit?
No one will submit to violence from me these days.
😔
He'd better get something more substantial than that stick with his drawers on it. Knowing you, you'll at least have a baseball bat.
I'm a she dodo.
The word bed actually looks like a bed.
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
July 25, 2018 at 12:28 am
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I thought you went extinct! What's going on
How does a dead dodo talk
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Know God, Know fear.
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
July 25, 2018 at 1:00 am
(July 25, 2018 at 12:28 am)ignoramus Wrote: I thought you went extinct! What's going on
How does a dead dodo talk
Better watch it.
I bet she knows Thai-kwon-dodo!
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July 25, 2018 at 2:06 am
The word bed actually looks like a bed.
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
July 25, 2018 at 5:21 am
Professional Procrastinator.
Tell us more.
What are your favourite chores which you don't like doing?
I bet shopping for shoes is not one of them! hehe
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
July 25, 2018 at 3:05 pm
I'm back guys. I've cooled down after my heated feud with the staff. And i forgive those with negative stigmas about autism spectrum.
