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June 15, 2017 at 3:42 pm
(June 14, 2017 at 3:22 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: (June 14, 2017 at 2:54 pm)Tazzycorn Wrote: penii
Nerp, penises in English, penes if you're gonna insist on using the Latin form.
https://www.quora.com/The-plural-of-peni...claim-true
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June 15, 2017 at 3:44 pm
Every time it rains, it rains penes from heaven...
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RE: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.
June 15, 2017 at 3:46 pm
Plural of "penis", or pennies?
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RE: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.
June 15, 2017 at 3:46 pm
(June 15, 2017 at 3:44 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Every time it rains, it rains penes from heaven...
But only if you're Jewish.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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June 15, 2017 at 3:48 pm
(June 15, 2017 at 3:46 pm)c172 Wrote: Plural of "penis", or pennies?
Yes.
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RE: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.
June 15, 2017 at 4:03 pm
(June 14, 2017 at 3:01 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: (June 14, 2017 at 2:54 pm)Tazzycorn Wrote: penii
I thought that was a kind of pasta.
You mean, like this?
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June 15, 2017 at 4:20 pm
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.
June 15, 2017 at 4:22 pm
This thread is becoming a bit too penile for my taste
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RE: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.
June 15, 2017 at 4:37 pm
(June 15, 2017 at 4:22 pm)Alex K Wrote: This thread is becoming a bit too penile for my taste
I didn't know that that was possible. 
Butt just for your convenience I have made a haven for penis tangents. So we can have somewhere to put all this quality penis conversation all in one place for time eternal!!!!
Could one of you lovely mods put this penis tangent into my new thread? Pwleaaaasssseeee???
https://atheistforums.org/thread-49438.html
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.
June 15, 2017 at 4:38 pm
(June 15, 2017 at 4:22 pm)Alex K Wrote: This thread is becoming a bit too penile for my taste
Stop being such a stiffie.
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