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Ideas on how to best blaspheme?

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Ideas on how to best blaspheme?
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#31
RE: Ideas on how to best blaspheme?
October 26, 2014 at 11:10 am
Fuck Jesus in his nail holes.

That otta be worth quite a bit of damnation
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#32
RE: Ideas on how to best blaspheme?
October 26, 2014 at 11:19 am
If you fuck him in the asshole they'll make you an archbishop.
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#33
RE: Ideas on how to best blaspheme?
October 26, 2014 at 11:20 am
(October 26, 2014 at 11:10 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Fuck Jesus in his nail holes.

That otta be worth quite a bit of damnation

:o

Gross
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#34
RE: Ideas on how to best blaspheme?
October 26, 2014 at 11:28 am
The guy never sinned
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#35
RE: Ideas on how to best blaspheme?
October 26, 2014 at 11:33 am
(October 26, 2014 at 12:22 am)Drich Wrote:
(October 26, 2014 at 12:03 am)Brakeman Wrote: I spill my semen on the ground plenty as is, but as I'm straight, and married, I'll just have to lie to god and say I'm secretly coveting other men's asses, and their donkeys too. If any of you do talk to god, tell him I'm gay'er than the whole of Sodom.

I guess you just don't have what it takes to truly hate God the way you pretend to want to. If your not willing to take one (in the can) for the team then perhaps your playing for the wrong side.ROFLOL

Cant hate a fictional character anymore than you can hate Thor. But it makes sense to have a reaction to someone if they claimed the earth is flat.

Maybe you are on the wrong side? Still unwilling to consider that you are making the same gap filling mistake Muslims make in claiming Allah and the Egyptians did in claiming Isis and Horus existing.
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#36
RE: Ideas on how to best blaspheme?
October 26, 2014 at 1:12 pm
(October 26, 2014 at 11:20 am)Losty Wrote:
(October 26, 2014 at 11:10 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Fuck Jesus in his nail holes.

That otta be worth quite a bit of damnation

:o

Gross

It's not like I included, "while using menstrual blood consecrated to SATAN as a lubricant", now is it ???
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#37
RE: Ideas on how to best blaspheme?
October 26, 2014 at 4:07 pm
I worship the wrong god. I hear that really pisses Yahweh off.
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#38
RE: Ideas on how to best blaspheme?
October 26, 2014 at 5:00 pm (This post was last modified: October 26, 2014 at 5:01 pm by abaris.)
Just say, you worship the horned god. Thereby you violate two rules in one go. The, Thou shalt not have any gods before me and the lovely implication, of actually worshipping Satan
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#39
RE: Ideas on how to best blaspheme?
October 26, 2014 at 8:59 pm
(October 26, 2014 at 1:12 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:
(October 26, 2014 at 11:20 am)Losty Wrote: :o

Gross

It's not like I included, "while using menstrual blood consecrated to SATAN as a lubricant", now is it ???

I was enjoying a delicious salad, but I suppose now is a time to take a break so I can vomit.
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RE: Ideas on how to best blaspheme?
October 26, 2014 at 9:43 pm (This post was last modified: October 26, 2014 at 9:45 pm by Violet.)
(October 25, 2014 at 11:50 pm)KUSA Wrote: Gay butt sex? It is an abomination after all.

Such a one, that Jesus had 12 men following him for this express purpose.
You may also consider emulating your more sinful brethren. Just ask yourself one question.

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