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Ideas on how to best blaspheme?
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RE: Ideas on how to best blaspheme?
October 26, 2014 at 10:45 pm
What if I had foreskin reconstruction surgery and used sacrament wine to sterilize the wound?
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RE: Ideas on how to best blaspheme?
October 26, 2014 at 10:55 pm
Going to use the Pope as a donor for the foreskin ??

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RE: Ideas on how to best blaspheme?
October 26, 2014 at 11:19 pm
(October 26, 2014 at 10:55 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Going to use the Pope as a donor for the foreskin ??

(I'm trying to help here)

I'm waiting for the Vatican archives to release the "holy prepuce" AKA Jesus' foreskin. Then I'd steal it, graft it on, and then rape the last dead pope with it to bring him back to life, then kill him again by having him choke on it...
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RE: Ideas on how to best blaspheme?
October 26, 2014 at 11:32 pm
You're getting the hang of it finally.
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RE: Ideas on how to best blaspheme?
October 27, 2014 at 12:18 am
(October 25, 2014 at 11:42 pm)Brakeman Wrote: What is the best way to increase my best "sin per hour" record?

If christians are right and I am just an atheist because I want to sin, then I think I haven't been living up to their expectations. I don't want to bulk up my quota on hurting anyone's feelings except sky daddy and his incestuous son, so I need ideas to be sociable, but put satan's demons to shame. Any Ideas?
So far my sinning against god has been quite dull, the best I've accomplished for myself has been a snicker or two..

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RE: Ideas on how to best blaspheme?
October 27, 2014 at 2:31 am (This post was last modified: October 27, 2014 at 2:31 am by Violet.)
(October 26, 2014 at 10:45 pm)Brakeman Wrote: What if I had foreskin reconstruction surgery and used sacrament wine to sterilize the wound?

Blase. Again, remember: WWAD.

Lots and lots of WWADs.
(October 26, 2014 at 11:19 pm)Brakeman Wrote: I'm waiting for the Vatican archives to release the "holy prepuce" AKA Jesus' foreskin. Then I'd steal it, graft it on, and then rape the last dead pope with it to bring him back to life, then kill him again by having him choke on it...

See? Was that so hard? Tiger
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Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
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RE: Ideas on how to best blaspheme?
October 29, 2014 at 2:13 am
(October 25, 2014 at 11:50 pm)KUSA Wrote: Gay butt sex? It is an abomination after all.

Gay butt sex while wearing clothes of mixed fabrics, eating shellfish and boiling a young goat in its mother's milk while working on the sabbath without redeeming the firstborn of your donkey with a lamb.
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RE: Ideas on how to best blaspheme?
October 29, 2014 at 3:38 am
(October 29, 2014 at 2:13 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote:
(October 25, 2014 at 11:50 pm)KUSA Wrote: Gay butt sex? It is an abomination after all.

Gay butt sex while wearing clothes of mixed fabrics, eating shellfish and boiling a young goat in its mother's milk while working on the sabbath without redeeming the firstborn of your donkey with a lamb.

Noooooo not the mixed fabrics!!!! You atheists have gone too far this time
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Ideas on how to best blaspheme?
October 29, 2014 at 9:01 am
(October 29, 2014 at 2:13 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote:
(October 25, 2014 at 11:50 pm)KUSA Wrote: Gay butt sex? It is an abomination after all.

Gay butt sex while wearing clothes of mixed fabrics, eating shellfish and boiling a young goat in its mother's milk while working on the sabbath without redeeming the firstborn of your donkey with a lamb.

while pretending the butt sex is with Jesus and he likes it and Jesus is wearing women's clothing and giving a rimjob to an Amalekite who is fucking a Samaritan costumed as a pig.

And they are all doing it in THE manger with Mary, mother of God, watching and defiling her po-po with a graven image of Baal while wasting Joseph's seed upon the ground . . .



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RE: Ideas on how to best blaspheme?
October 29, 2014 at 9:02 am
Who'll drink the Santorum
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