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Evolving Watch
Christian Offline
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RE: Evolving Watch
October 27, 2014 at 4:53 pm
Any kudos for my joke?
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RE: Evolving Watch
October 27, 2014 at 4:55 pm
Why did Christian feel bad for joining the AF?

He realized he made a Poe choice.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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RE: Evolving Watch
October 27, 2014 at 4:58 pm (This post was last modified: October 27, 2014 at 5:00 pm by Aoi Magi.)
Why did Christian post jokes on AF?
He wanted to summarize the Bible
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RE: Evolving Watch
October 27, 2014 at 5:00 pm
(October 27, 2014 at 4:25 pm)Christian Wrote: Why did the atheist throw her watch out the window?

She wanted to see if it evolved into a bird. ROFLOL
Reminds me of that Schopenhauer quote:

"What should we say of the watchmaker who was angry with his watch because it was off?"
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RE: Evolving Watch
October 27, 2014 at 5:06 pm (This post was last modified: October 27, 2014 at 5:08 pm by Alex K.)
A guy comes to the pawn shop and says: "Look, I found this watch on the heath. Do you think anyone made it?". Says the shop keeper: "Give it a rest, Paley."
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Evolving Watch
October 27, 2014 at 5:26 pm
(October 27, 2014 at 5:06 pm)Alex K Wrote: A guy comes to the pawn shop and says: "Look, I found this watch on the heath. Do you think anyone made it?". Says the shop keeper: "Give it a rest, Paley."

Nice one, mate. Smile

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RE: Evolving Watch
October 27, 2014 at 5:36 pm (This post was last modified: October 27, 2014 at 5:45 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(October 27, 2014 at 4:32 pm)Christian Wrote:
(October 27, 2014 at 4:27 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: Your jokes are about as well developed as your understanding of science.

Here's one you can use for the future.

"Why was my Baptist fuckbuddy so surprised after our first time? Because before that she didn't believe in the Big Bang."

Your joke doesn't make sense. Thinking

Many more things would make sense to you if you prioritize getting laid in the existent here and now, over swallowing Jesus cum for pat on the head in the imaginary hereafter.
(October 27, 2014 at 4:53 pm)Christian Wrote: Any kudos for my joke?

Many kudos to you as the joke.
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RE: Evolving Watch
October 27, 2014 at 6:19 pm
(October 27, 2014 at 4:25 pm)Christian Wrote: Why did the atheist throw her watch out the window?

She wanted to see if it evolved into a bird. ROFLOL

You are truly an ignorant fucktard.
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Science is not a subject, but a method.
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RE: Evolving Watch
October 27, 2014 at 7:40 pm
(October 27, 2014 at 6:19 pm)Chas Wrote:
(October 27, 2014 at 4:25 pm)Christian Wrote: Why did the atheist throw her watch out the window?

She wanted to see if it evolved into a bird. ROFLOL

You are truly an ignorant fucktard.

Don't be so mean Sir.
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RE: Evolving Watch
October 27, 2014 at 8:03 pm
(October 27, 2014 at 7:40 pm)Christian Wrote:
(October 27, 2014 at 6:19 pm)Chas Wrote: You are truly an ignorant fucktard.

Don't be so mean Sir.

Don't be so stupid.
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