Interesting Tidbit for Our Aussie Friends

[Anomalocaris]

Which part? (We need to beef up our coastal defenses.)

New York.

Just for the record, whatever happens to New York while I'm there is not the fault of my country.

Republicans, please don't use my presence as an excuse to invade Australia. But you can have New Zealand . . .

Any chance of invading Los Angeles? Your line of supply would be much shorter.

[The Valkyrie]

I'm in NY on a work related course.

When it comes to LA I've always been like a turd in a sewer: just passing through.

[Anomalocaris]

New York.

Just for the record, whatever happens to New York while I'm there is not the fault of my country.

Republicans, please don't use my presence as an excuse to invade Australia. But you can have New Zealand . . .

If they invade new Zealand they can secure the kiwi supply for good. Meh many americans are probably more likely to shoot a fruit then eat one.

2nd amendment Muricans only shoot watermelons. They can't hit anything smaller at point blank range.

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I'm in NY on a work related course.

When it comes to LA I've always been like a turd in a sewer: just passing through.

Well, you should try to stay for a while. Between the drought, fire, land slide, and earthquakes, the parts of LA rising above the smog is a lovely place.

[The Valkyrie]

If they invade new Zealand they can secure the kiwi supply for good. Meh many americans are probably more likely to shoot a fruit then eat one.

2nd amendment Muricans only shoot watermelons. They can't hit anything smaller at point blank range.

Unless they have dark skin and a hoodie . . .

[Anomalocaris]

2nd amendment Muricans only shoot watermelons. They can't hit anything smaller at point blank range.

Unless they have dark skin and a hoodie . . .

Those are police officers, not ordinary Muricans. They get special training for that.

[Minimalist]

But leave the vegemite/marmite at home. That shit is terrifyingly awful.

Bring the Foster's though. Especially the big cans.

[The Valkyrie]

If they invade new Zealand they can secure the kiwi supply for good. Meh many americans are probably more likely to shoot a fruit then eat one.

2nd amendment Muricans only shoot watermelons. They can't hit anything smaller at point blank range.

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I'm in NY on a work related course.

When it comes to LA I've always been like a turd in a sewer: just passing through.

Well, you should try to stay for a while. Between the drought, fire, land slide, and earthquakes, the parts of LA rising above the smog is a lovely place.

Sounds like Oz, except for the earthquakes and smog.

We have more dangerous beasties, though.

NZ doesn't even have snakes!