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New religion..
October 29, 2014 at 6:48 pm
... I'm quite bored with what we've got...
So how the hell (might change that curse!) do I start a new a new religion...

Is it easy getting followers?

Any of you got ideas for a new God's name or a theme?
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RE: New religion..
October 29, 2014 at 6:52 pm
Flatus Horribilis
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RE: New religion..
October 29, 2014 at 6:55 pm
Flatus? is that a reference to me? I'm 6ft 2 ffs !!! lol
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RE: New religion..
October 29, 2014 at 6:58 pm
It might be true, but somehow I don't think Awful Fart would be a catchy name. How about Findyourselfism?
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: New religion..
October 29, 2014 at 7:00 pm
(October 29, 2014 at 6:55 pm)lifesagift Wrote: Flatus? is that a reference to me? I'm 6ft 2 ffs !!! lol

No, that's the religion I was once thinking of founding. The church of the divine flatulence and Flatus horribilis or awe inspiring Fart would be the deity.
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RE: New religion..
October 29, 2014 at 7:00 pm
(October 29, 2014 at 6:48 pm)lifesagift Wrote: ... I'm quite bored with what we've got...
So how the hell (might change that curse!) do I start a new a new religion...

Is it easy getting followers?

Any of you got ideas for a new God's name or a theme?

Read up on L Ron Hubbard.

Just be more original and less ridiculous.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: New religion..
October 29, 2014 at 7:02 pm
Changing one religion for another is like changing Michael Jackson's doctor for Joan Rivers' doctor.

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RE: New religion..
October 29, 2014 at 7:04 pm
(October 29, 2014 at 7:02 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Changing one religion for another is like changing Michael Jackson's doctor for Joan Rivers' doctor.

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But it's a good way to earn taxfree money when done right. Might even be some televangelist fortune in it along the way.
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RE: New religion..
October 29, 2014 at 7:04 pm
I think a thorough misreading through LessWrong might yield a decent religion.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: New religion..
October 29, 2014 at 7:05 pm
If I come up with the perfect name, do I get a cut of the action?
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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