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New religion
October 6, 2011 at 1:20 pm
ok, it seems like anyone can create a religion nowdays, so i think i'm going to start my own and call myself god and have people kill each other proving that i am the true god without any proof. and i'm going to have adult shove this knowlege down their throats during theere developmental age. so they can believe without ever thinking for themselves...
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RE: New religion
October 6, 2011 at 1:26 pm
Nah... Your religion is wrong.
But, do not look down! The Church of the Yogage is here to spread the great word of the the Yoga Lord originally brought to this earth by the Prophet, Sblob.
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RE: New religion
October 6, 2011 at 1:34 pm
not so (sarcasticly) My god is so right. and i will kill all of your kind because your don't believe in my god...lol
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RE: New religion
October 6, 2011 at 1:36 pm
I will cut off your head place it on a yoga mat, and shit on it.
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RE: New religion
October 6, 2011 at 1:39 pm
You need to do what the early xtians did, xxx.
You find a thuggish emperor who gives you the power to kill people if they disagree with what you say and you'd be surprised how fast the sheep fall into line.
It's almost pathetically easy.
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RE: New religion
October 6, 2011 at 1:39 pm
Blashphemy.....lol i will curse you and your famiy for the next 100 generations...lol
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RE: New religion
October 6, 2011 at 1:41 pm
My family were all put to death by yoga for their blasphemy against our yogacious Lord!
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RE: New religion
October 6, 2011 at 1:48 pm
(October 6, 2011 at 1:39 pm)Minimalist Wrote: You need to do what the early xtians did, xxx.
You find a thuggish emperor who gives you the power to kill people if they disagree with what you say and you'd be surprised how fast the sheep fall into line.
It's almost pathetically easy.
nawl. i was thinking more like aliens.. maybe i can get thor...lol
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RE: New religion
October 9, 2011 at 11:52 am
That still doesn't change the fact that your religion is wrong and mine is right...
Only the through worshipping the Yoga Lord can you truly reach salvation in the afterlife, my friend.