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Church of morgan freeman
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RE: Church of morgan freeman
October 31, 2014 at 12:17 am
Chocolate chip cookies = the body of Morgan... Hmmm... I'm in!
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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RE: Church of morgan freeman
October 31, 2014 at 12:43 am
(October 31, 2014 at 12:17 am)Exian Wrote: Chocolate chip cookies = the body of Morgan... Hmmm... I'm in!

yep next sunday?
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RE: Church of morgan freeman
October 31, 2014 at 1:29 am
He's a fine actor. That alone would probably make him a great preacher.

Just deliver your lines. They don't have to be true.
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RE: Church of morgan freeman
November 1, 2014 at 12:28 am
(October 31, 2014 at 12:17 am)Exian Wrote: Chocolate chip cookies = the body of Morgan... Hmmm... I'm in!

Gotta admit I have a better body than Jesus. I have chocolate morsels and brown sugar. What's he got? Is he even salted?
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RE: Church of morgan freeman
November 1, 2014 at 12:49 am
(November 1, 2014 at 12:28 am)Clueless Morgan Wrote:
(October 31, 2014 at 12:17 am)Exian Wrote: Chocolate chip cookies = the body of Morgan... Hmmm... I'm in!

Gotta admit I have a better body than Jesus. I have chocolate morsels and brown sugar. What's he got? Is he even salted?

very salted... bleh cookies are better.
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