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Church of morgan freeman
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Church of morgan freeman
October 29, 2014 at 9:23 pm
Every Sunday we go and watch a episode of through the wormhole and listen to Morgan Freeman. We will learn things about space and how it created us.
also listen to other atheists speakers via youtube and learn the truth about were we came from and how we got here as modern humans.
now this is church i would gladly go to.

unlike churches that preach a lie... this one i could go to.
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RE: Church of morgan freeman
October 29, 2014 at 11:45 pm
I'd be cautious around "tv science". Have you watched the History, Discovery, and Science channels in the last 15 years? Ain't what it used to be.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

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RE: Church of morgan freeman
October 29, 2014 at 11:48 pm (This post was last modified: October 29, 2014 at 11:50 pm by dyresand.)
oh right... because

[Image: Ancient-aliens-guy.jpg]

it all went down hill because of him >:/
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RE: Church of morgan freeman
October 29, 2014 at 11:55 pm
Ha I used to love that show. I didn't care for the message, obviously, but it was one of the few places to see some cool megalithic structures.

You'd think after saying it so much he would eventually be able to pronounce "eckshra-chereshial-beings".
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

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"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Church of morgan freeman
October 30, 2014 at 12:05 am
(October 29, 2014 at 11:55 pm)Exian Wrote: Ha I used to love that show. I didn't care for the message, obviously, but it was one of the few places to see some cool megalithic structures.

You'd think after saying it so much he would eventually be able to pronounce "eckshra-chereshial-beings".

i mean it was interesting but yeah... most of it seem far fetched.
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RE: Church of morgan freeman
October 30, 2014 at 1:38 pm
(October 29, 2014 at 9:23 pm)dyresand Wrote: Every Sunday we go and watch a episode of through the wormhole and listen to Morgan Freeman. We will learn things about space and how it created us.
also listen to other atheists speakers via youtube and learn the truth about were we came from and how we got here as modern humans.
now this is church i would gladly go to.

We have that. It's called school. :-)
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RE: Church of morgan freeman
October 30, 2014 at 1:50 pm
(October 30, 2014 at 1:38 pm)TreeSapNest Wrote: We have that. It's called school. :-)

That's clearly not an American school.
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RE: Church of morgan freeman
October 30, 2014 at 2:35 pm
(October 30, 2014 at 1:50 pm)Faith No More Wrote:
(October 30, 2014 at 1:38 pm)TreeSapNest Wrote: We have that. It's called school. :-)

That's clearly not an American school.

American school skipping evolution while church swoops in and rapes our kids minds with creationism.
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RE: Church of morgan freeman
October 30, 2014 at 11:50 pm
Dump the freeman and what do you get?

The Church Of Morgan

[Image: Clueless_Morgan.jpg]

All hail the Morgan!!!

I expect offerings of chocolate chip cookies and diet coke.
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RE: Church of morgan freeman
October 31, 2014 at 12:05 am
Oh c'mon tv science is pretty entertaining. I get my weekly dose of conspiracy theories from those channels.
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