This is a more plausible religion

[abaris]

Except with the door knob you can see it feel it touch it.
also use it to slam doors in peoples faces.

And, when touched, a miracle happens before your very eyes. It moves in the desired direction.

So, I would argue, praying to the door knob, is actually working.

[dyresand]

Except with the door knob you can see it feel it touch it.
also use it to slam doors in peoples faces.

And, when touched, a miracle happens before your very eyes. It moves in the desired direction.

So, I would argue, praying to the door knob, is actually working.

its a miracle magical teleportation machine that allows to move from room to room or in and out buildings. or well just opens a door way to allow you to walk through it without slamming your face against it several times.