Let The Creatard Shitting of Bricks Begineth

[snowtracks]

Again, Gen 1 is a summary. A flawless overview of 13 billion years of natural history in just one page written some 3 tya, and miraculous describes the sequential steps (which aligns perfectly with the scientifically record) by which Earth became ready for human habitation.

Oh, no. Just reading this makes me immeasurably sad. Anybody seriously asserting a 'flawless' account that says plants where made before the sun and stars makes me depressed.

He's so sad.    Here’s the record: Day 3 - “Let the land produce vegetation”. Plant consumption of carbon dioxide and water vapor, and production of oxygen along with decreasing volcanic activity changed the atmospheric condition from translucent to transparent which allowed VISIBLE LIGHT, VISIBLE LIGHT, VISIBLE LIGHT to reached the earth as recorded in Day 4 when the sun, moon, and stars became distinctly VISIBLE.

[Iroscato]

Oh, no. Just reading this makes me immeasurably sad. Anybody seriously asserting a 'flawless' account that says plants where made before the sun and stars makes me depressed.

He's so sad.    Here’s the record: Day 3 - “Let the land produce vegetation”. Plant consumption of carbon dioxide and water vapor, and production of oxygen along with decreasing volcanic activity changed the atmospheric condition from translucent to transparent which allowed VISIBLE LIGHT, VISIBLE LIGHT, VISIBLE LIGHT to reached the earth as recorded in Day 4 when the sun, moon, and stars became distinctly VISIBLE.

*Pat pat* that's nice, darling.

[Simon Moon]

Oh, no. Just reading this makes me immeasurably sad. Anybody seriously asserting a 'flawless' account that says plants where made before the sun and stars makes me depressed.

He's so sad.    Here’s the record: Day 3 - “Let the land produce vegetation”. Plant consumption of carbon dioxide and water vapor, and production of oxygen along with decreasing volcanic activity changed the atmospheric condition from translucent to transparent which allowed VISIBLE LIGHT, VISIBLE LIGHT, VISIBLE LIGHT to reached the earth as recorded in Day 4 when the sun, moon, and stars became distinctly VISIBLE.

Oh I see...

When you are able to twist science into fitting your mythology, it is evidence for your beliefs. 

When it disagrees* with your mythology...what is it? "Not real science". 

* which is really almost every claim your silly book makes

[jeebusmubummed]

Honestly both parties have stifled NASA., one of the reasons im an independent. Its really unfortunate given the fact that our survival as a species depends on how quickly we can become space faring. Anywho, the creatards will just adapt their fairy tale to suit whatever evidence dispels their current fairy tale. They'll say jeebus created the aliens as well.

[Iroscato]

He's so sad.    Here’s the record: Day 3 - “Let the land produce vegetation”. Plant consumption of carbon dioxide and water vapor, and production of oxygen along with decreasing volcanic activity changed the atmospheric condition from translucent to transparent which allowed VISIBLE LIGHT, VISIBLE LIGHT, VISIBLE LIGHT to reached the earth as recorded in Day 4 when the sun, moon, and stars became distinctly VISIBLE.

Oh I see...

When you are able to twist science into fitting your mythology, it is evidence for your beliefs. 

When it disagrees* with your mythology...what is it? "Not real science". 

* which is really almost every claim your silly book makes

[snowtracks]

Oh I see...

When you are able to twist science into fitting your mythology, it is evidence for your beliefs. 

When it disagrees* with your mythology...what is it? "Not real science". 

* which is really almost every claim your silly book makes

Science reveals how God did it. There are two 'books' of revelation: The book of nature, The book of scripture. They are in total agreement. The theories of science and the interpretation of scripture however may conflict, but as more is revealed and interpreted correctly, the more they will agree. For instance, the space-time theorems as authored by George Ellis, Stephen Hocking demonstrated the universe had a beginning of space, time, energy, matter which confirmed Gen 1:1 'In the beginning, God Created...". There are no atheists since the God's eternal power and divine nature* has been 'clearly seen' by all. Another verse says 'the fool has said there is no God', it doesn't say 'think' there is no God, so pretend if you want, or not, whatever.  
*http://biblehub.com/romans/1-20.htm

[Minimalist]

Science reveals how God did it.

Nature does not need your fucking god.

[Iroscato]

Science reveals how God did it. There are two 'books' of revelation: The book of nature, The book of scripture. They are in total agreement. The theories of science and the interpretation of scripture however may conflict, but as more is revealed and interpreted correctly, the more they will agree. For instance, the space-time theorems as authored by George Ellis, Stephen Hocking demonstrated the universe had a beginning of space, time, energy, matter which confirmed Gen 1:1 'In the beginning, God Created...". There are no atheists since the God's eternal power and divine nature* has been 'clearly seen' by all. Another verse says 'the fool has said there is no God', it doesn't say 'think' there is no God, so pretend if you want, or not, whatever.  
*http://biblehub.com/romans/1-20.htm

Do not presume to know my thoughts. I don't pretend, I simply do not believe. I know you struggle to wrap that neglected little sponge you call a brain around that concept, but it is what it is

[snowtracks]

Science reveals how God did it. There are two 'books' of revelation: The book of nature, The book of scripture. They are in total agreement. The theories of science and the interpretation of scripture however may conflict, but as more is revealed and interpreted correctly, the more they will agree. For instance, the space-time theorems as authored by George Ellis, Stephen Hocking demonstrated the universe had a beginning of space, time, energy, matter which confirmed Gen 1:1 'In the beginning, God Created...". There are no atheists since the God's eternal power and divine nature* has been 'clearly seen' by all. Another verse says 'the fool has said there is no God', it doesn't say 'think' there is no God, so pretend if you want, or not, whatever.  
*http://biblehub.com/romans/1-20.htm

Do not presume to know my thoughts. I don't pretend, I simply do not believe. I know you struggle to wrap that neglected little sponge you call a brain around that concept, but it is what it is

This one seems angry about something.

[Heat]

Ah yes,

I can confirm this as factually true and a belief everyone should hold seeing as in:

Mark 1
“I will send my messenger ahead of you,
who will prepare your way”
Is clearly a metaphor for:
"All life originated on an insignificant rock floating through space originally a part of the planet mars so boo hoo for you, god totally just played the best prank in the history of the universe."