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Newtonian physics is why Cam survived.

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Newtonian physics is why Cam survived.
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RE: Newtonian physics is why Cam survived.
December 12, 2014 at 1:14 pm
(December 12, 2014 at 12:52 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Why didn't fucking god just tell him to slow down?

Because clearly God is a Falcons fan. They're fuckin 5-8 and leading the division. My team is 7-6 and we're in last place. WTF???!!!!
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RE: Newtonian physics is why Cam survived.
December 12, 2014 at 1:15 pm
Come on Johnny!
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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RE: Newtonian physics is why Cam survived.
December 12, 2014 at 1:17 pm
(December 12, 2014 at 10:09 am)Brian37 Wrote: Yea, God loves Washington so much they are 3 & 10
Newton plays for the Carolina Panthers. God happens to like them a tiny bit more (4-8-1).
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RE: Newtonian physics is why Cam survived.
December 12, 2014 at 1:18 pm
(December 12, 2014 at 1:07 pm)Crossless1 Wrote:
(December 12, 2014 at 10:38 am)Parkers Tan Wrote: [Image: trophies.jpg]

I certainly hope that Dallas fans aren't stupid enough to thank God for those Super Bowl wins -- especially during their '90s run. If they want to offer prayers of thanks for that, they should direct their prayers to that unbelievable dickhead Mike Lynn, former Vikings general manager, who gave us the ill-fated Herschel Walker trade.

Yeah, Vikings fan here. I'm not bitter. Really, I'm not. Angry

If it makes you feel any better I think you guys got the best QB in the draft. Unfortunately you guys need to get rid of Norv Turner who still lives in the dark ages of football (I mean seriously how can they not find more ways to get Patterson the friggin ball???).
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RE: Newtonian physics is why Cam survived.
December 12, 2014 at 1:23 pm
When did Cam get his own physics?
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RE: Newtonian physics is why Cam survived.
December 12, 2014 at 1:27 pm (This post was last modified: December 12, 2014 at 1:28 pm by Tombochan.)
Brian, you said people pray to Buddah. Rob pointed out that that is a misinterpretation. Fair enough. You're way too touchy, dude.
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RE: Newtonian physics is why Cam survived.
December 12, 2014 at 1:56 pm (This post was last modified: December 12, 2014 at 1:58 pm by Rob216.)
(December 12, 2014 at 1:27 pm)Tombochan Wrote: Brian, you said people pray to Buddah. Rob pointed out that that is a misinterpretation. Fair enough. You're way too touchy, dude.

^What he said.

Yea I wasn't defending Buddhism, I was just saying that Buddhists don't pray to Buddha.

Are there any more terms to address Buddhism? I used Buddhism, Buddha, and Buddhists in the same sentence and I'd hate to think that I missed one (damn OCD).
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RE: Newtonian physics is why Cam survived.
December 12, 2014 at 2:27 pm (This post was last modified: December 12, 2014 at 2:29 pm by Brian37.)
(December 12, 2014 at 1:17 pm)Tonus Wrote:
(December 12, 2014 at 10:09 am)Brian37 Wrote: Yea, God loves Washington so much they are 3 & 10
Newton plays for the Carolina Panthers. God happens to like them a tiny bit more (4-8-1).

Nope, God owns the Redskins, only a deadbeat would waste 20 years doing nothing while being spotty at best. Danny is God and as far as I am concerned you can let him own your team and have hims crew it up even worse.
(December 12, 2014 at 1:27 pm)Tombochan Wrote: Brian, you said people pray to Buddah. Rob pointed out that that is a misinterpretation. Fair enough. You're way too touchy, dude.

"Pray at" "Pray to" "Pray in front of" whatever. It is still pretending to do something while doing nothing.
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RE: Newtonian physics is why Cam survived.
December 12, 2014 at 2:38 pm
(December 12, 2014 at 2:27 pm)Brian37 Wrote: "Pray at" "Pray to" "Pray in front of" whatever. It is still pretending to do something while doing nothing.

As effective as icing the kicker.
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RE: Newtonian physics is why Cam survived.
December 12, 2014 at 3:12 pm (This post was last modified: December 12, 2014 at 3:14 pm by Brian37.)
(December 12, 2014 at 2:38 pm)Cato Wrote:
(December 12, 2014 at 2:27 pm)Brian37 Wrote: "Pray at" "Pray to" "Pray in front of" whatever. It is still pretending to do something while doing nothing.

As effective as icing the kicker.

Any pro player in that league can tell you how embarrassing it is to have a kicker or punter tackle you. Most of the time the guy running with the ball will flick them off like a gnat.
(December 12, 2014 at 1:23 pm)Cato Wrote: When did Cam get his own physics?

When he claimed God saved him from the car wreck, who cares about the truck designers or the safety features, everything works with "God did it".
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