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RE: Newtonian physics is why Cam survived.
December 12, 2014 at 10:28 am
(December 12, 2014 at 10:22 am)Brian37 Wrote: (December 12, 2014 at 10:18 am)Rob216 Wrote: I don't want to make this a huge thing because I'm not Buddhist but I don't think that they pray TO Buddha, I think they pray AROUND statues of Buddha. What I'm saying is that the areas they hold their rituals they place statues of Buddha as inspiration, not as their deity.
I dont care, it is still a dodge to make excuses to talk to yourself which is still a superstition.
Pray in front of a statue of a dildo it still amounts to the same hollow action.
I yell at the TV constantly when watching sports. You'd understand if you were a Cleveland sports fan...
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RE: Newtonian physics is why Cam survived.
December 12, 2014 at 10:32 am
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There was this tragedy a while back with a hurricane I think. It went straight through one of gods own churches, and the couple of survivors were calling it a miracle that he only killed most of his followers and fucked his own church.
People don't seem to see that they set God up to win even when he completely loses, and even if you replace him with an egg cup.
You gotta admire the brain wash skills.
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RE: Newtonian physics is why Cam survived.
December 12, 2014 at 10:38 am
(December 12, 2014 at 10:09 am)Brian37 Wrote: Yea, God loves Washington so much they are 3 & 10
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RE: Newtonian physics is why Cam survived.
December 12, 2014 at 11:45 am
Cam, on ESPN, said he was on god's fantasy league. Baaahaha Freudian slip or something.
(December 12, 2014 at 10:28 am)Rob216 Wrote: I yell at the TV constantly when watching sports. You'd understand if you were a Cleveland sports fan...
Amen
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RE: Newtonian physics is why Cam survived.
December 12, 2014 at 11:46 am
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(December 12, 2014 at 10:28 am)Rob216 Wrote: (December 12, 2014 at 10:22 am)Brian37 Wrote: I dont care, it is still a dodge to make excuses to talk to yourself which is still a superstition.
Pray in front of a statue of a dildo it still amounts to the same hollow action.
I yell at the TV constantly when watching sports. You'd understand if you were a Cleveland sports fan...
Washington is 3 & 10 so I do understand. I'll sell you Danny for a dollar, he sucks as an owner.
(December 12, 2014 at 10:38 am)Parkers Tan Wrote: (December 12, 2014 at 10:09 am)Brian37 Wrote: Yea, God loves Washington so much they are 3 & 10
Yea and Washington beat you at home with our second stringers.
HA HA HA HA.
FYI Dallas is no longer "Merka's team" Denver is.
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RE: Newtonian physics is why Cam survived.
December 12, 2014 at 11:49 am
(December 12, 2014 at 11:45 am)Exian Wrote: Cam, on ESPN, said he was on god's fantasy league. Baaahaha Freudian slip or something.
(December 12, 2014 at 10:28 am)Rob216 Wrote: I yell at the TV constantly when watching sports. You'd understand if you were a Cleveland sports fan...
Amen He later changed his quote to "fantasy god's team" Just for clarification.
So my praying before a field goal really doesn't work???
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RE: Newtonian physics is why Cam survived.
December 12, 2014 at 11:52 am
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Especially if you're praying for Cundiff. My dad calls him Cunt-whiff. He's still working on it, but I think it's fitting.
Damn, I need to stop forgoing sleep. I just now picked up on the irony you pointed out in the title of a guy named Cam Newton giving God credit for something, instead of Newtonian physics. Lol That shits funny.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Newtonian physics is why Cam survived.
December 12, 2014 at 12:52 pm
Why didn't fucking god just tell him to slow down?
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RE: Newtonian physics is why Cam survived.
December 12, 2014 at 12:56 pm
(December 12, 2014 at 11:46 am)Brian37 Wrote: Yea and Washington beat you at home with our second stringers.
HA HA HA HA.
FYI Dallas is no longer "Merka's team" Denver is.
Dallas never was America's Team.
As for being beaten by the 'Skins, I'm happy enough with the 'Pokes being 9-4 while the Redskins will be lucky to get to the Toilet Bowl this year, never mind the Super Bowl.
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RE: Newtonian physics is why Cam survived.
December 12, 2014 at 1:07 pm
(December 12, 2014 at 10:38 am)Parkers Tan Wrote: (December 12, 2014 at 10:09 am)Brian37 Wrote: Yea, God loves Washington so much they are 3 & 10
I certainly hope that Dallas fans aren't stupid enough to thank God for those Super Bowl wins -- especially during their '90s run. If they want to offer prayers of thanks for that, they should direct their prayers to that unbelievable dickhead Mike Lynn, former Vikings general manager, who gave us the ill-fated Herschel Walker trade.
Yeah, Vikings fan here. I'm not bitter. Really, I'm not. 
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