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"Very very close to the second coming" again.

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"Very very close to the second coming" again.
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"Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 12, 2014 at 10:04 pm
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 12, 2014 at 10:06 pm
Oh goodie, the second coming won't come as predicted for the umpteenth time. Perhaps the problem is that there wasn't a first coming?
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 12, 2014 at 10:08 pm
I think I'd start spelling god with a capital "G" more often if they learned how to quit using a capital "H" to spell "he".
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RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 12, 2014 at 10:09 pm (This post was last modified: December 12, 2014 at 10:14 pm by Minimalist.)
Another fuckwit. He should recall what happened to Camping.
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RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 12, 2014 at 10:09 pm
The Bible doesn't mention the USA at all, what is this fucker on?

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RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 12, 2014 at 10:14 pm
(December 12, 2014 at 10:08 pm)Elskidor Wrote: I think I'd start spelling god with a capital "G" more often if they learned how to quit using a capital "H" to spell "he".

I'm with you. That might be the single most annoying thing they do. I'd rather them threaten me with hell every five minutes.
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RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 12, 2014 at 10:14 pm
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RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 12, 2014 at 10:15 pm (This post was last modified: December 12, 2014 at 10:16 pm by Nope.)
Quote:Laurie insists that events leading up to the End Times are clearly laid out in the Bible and that many have already passed, including the return of Israel as a nation in 1948 (some 2,000 years after its people were scattered in the New Testament), the proliferation of Islamic jihad, Russia's alignment with Iran and the escalation and acceptance of immoral behavior worldwide (abortion, homosexuality, fornication, etc.).

Interesting that the Black Death, which killed so many, wasn't enough to bring about Jesus' return but adult people engaging in consensual sex is enough to make him destroy the world.

Laurie responds why the US is not going to be involved in the end times:

Quote:but the version I prefer the most is we would have the Rapture and so many Americans would be taken to heaven that that would be the explanation for our demise as a nation," Laurie shared, referring to the event when all believing Christians, dead and alive, are "caught up" in the air from the earth to be with Christ, as described in 1 Thessalonians 4:17.

Christ loves the US more then the rest of you. Tongue
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RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 12, 2014 at 10:17 pm
How many "second comings" can we have and still call it a "second coming". Thinking
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RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 12, 2014 at 10:20 pm
Thanks for the news on Greg.
Glad to see he is hanging in there.
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