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Oh Yeah I Forgot

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Oh Yeah I Forgot
Free Offline
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#1
Oh Yeah I Forgot
December 22, 2014 at 6:34 pm
Hi.

My name is free.

Now love me, bitches.

Pizza anyone?

Cool Shades
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rexbeccarox Offline
Getting there...
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#2
RE: Oh Yeah I Forgot
December 22, 2014 at 6:54 pm
*crickets*
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Violet Offline
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#3
RE: Oh Yeah I Forgot
December 22, 2014 at 6:56 pm
Maybe... but what'll it cost me? Dodgy
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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Losty Offline
LastPoet’s jerkoff #4
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#4
RE: Oh Yeah I Forgot
December 22, 2014 at 6:57 pm (This post was last modified: December 22, 2014 at 6:58 pm by Losty.)
Oh yay. Bring on the ufo's and the big foots. I'm looking forward to it Smile
Welcome aboard

(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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0/10

Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Oh Yeah I Forgot
December 22, 2014 at 7:02 pm
Those cookies look ah-mazing! How clever. Smile
I haven't been in this section in a while...so welcome to you Free! Enjoy the forums. Pizza sounds yum, actually...
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#6
RE: Oh Yeah I Forgot
December 22, 2014 at 9:03 pm
Welcome. Good luck to you.
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The Valkyrie Offline
The last smile some will see...
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#7
RE: Oh Yeah I Forgot
December 22, 2014 at 9:11 pm
People who demand, "love me, bitch" usually get "bitch loved" with a sledge hammer.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Oh Yeah I Forgot
December 22, 2014 at 9:16 pm
Welcome! How old are you? What part of the world are you from?
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#9
RE: Oh Yeah I Forgot
December 22, 2014 at 9:20 pm (This post was last modified: December 22, 2014 at 9:22 pm by Surgenator.)
Welcome
Love will cost ya $2000/h. Smile

The lube is extra.
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Lucanus Offline
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RE: Oh Yeah I Forgot
December 22, 2014 at 9:53 pm
Welcome, bitch!
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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