And straight out of left field!!!
Amazing one Liners
1. Save the Whales!! ---Yeah collect the whole set!!
2. A day without sunshine is like ----Night
3. On the other hand----you have fingers
4. I just got lost in thought---it wasn’t familiar territory
5. 42.7% of all statistics---are made up on the spot.
6. 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name
7. I feel like I’m diagonally packed in a parallel universe
8. Honk! If you love peace and quiet
9. Remember, half of the people you know are below average
10. He who laughs last—thinks slowest
11. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
12. The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese
13. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
14. Support bacteria!! They’re the only culture some people have
15. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your week.
16. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
17. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines
18. Get a new car for your spouse, ---it’ll be a great trade
19. Plan to be spontaneous---tomorrow
20. Always try to be modest...and be proud of it!
21. If you think nobody cares, try not paying your bills for a couple of months
22. How many of you believe in psycho kinesis??? Raise my hand
23. Ok, so what ‘s the speed of Dark??
24. How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink??
25. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
26. When everything is coming your way---you’re in the wrong lane
27. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off NOW!
Amazing one Liners
1. Save the Whales!! ---Yeah collect the whole set!!
2. A day without sunshine is like ----Night
3. On the other hand----you have fingers
4. I just got lost in thought---it wasn’t familiar territory
5. 42.7% of all statistics---are made up on the spot.
6. 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name
7. I feel like I’m diagonally packed in a parallel universe
8. Honk! If you love peace and quiet
9. Remember, half of the people you know are below average
10. He who laughs last—thinks slowest
11. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
12. The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese
13. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
14. Support bacteria!! They’re the only culture some people have
15. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your week.
16. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
17. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines
18. Get a new car for your spouse, ---it’ll be a great trade
19. Plan to be spontaneous---tomorrow
20. Always try to be modest...and be proud of it!
21. If you think nobody cares, try not paying your bills for a couple of months
22. How many of you believe in psycho kinesis??? Raise my hand
23. Ok, so what ‘s the speed of Dark??
24. How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink??
25. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
26. When everything is coming your way---you’re in the wrong lane
27. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off NOW!
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
