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Member Awards 2014
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 (January 23, 2015 at 4:23 pm)c172 Wrote: What did you say about chloroform? Nothing important, just relax... deep breaths, it's alright. I'm going to make you... beautiful. CUT! Pack it up, people, that's a wrap! Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
That's my best pick up line: "Does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
   RE: Member Awards 2014
January 23, 2015 at 8:16 pm
(This post was last modified: January 23, 2015 at 8:16 pm by Whateverist.)
 (January 23, 2015 at 5:36 pm)Stimbo Wrote: That's my best pick up line: "Does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?" Ok, you got my attention now.  That's hot. Might have to take this to A69. *shiver* ![[Image: dc52deee8e6b07186c04ff66a45fd204.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i585.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fss295%2Faaliyahqin%2Fcat%2Fdc52deee8e6b07186c04ff66a45fd204.jpg)
Score!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (January 2, 2015 at 8:50 pm)Exian Wrote: I'd like to see an admin awarded for the bloodiest hammer. It would be cool to see a tally of all the admins' bans also. Can we see about this? I too would like to know who has the swiftest, heaviest hammer around.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite. Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment. Quote:Some people deserve hell. I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong. ![[Image: tumblr_n1j4lmACk61qchtw3o1_500.gif]](https://66.media.tumblr.com/5fb74c6d16622fb3dbb358509c9aec03/tumblr_n1j4lmACk61qchtw3o1_500.gif)
My ears started burning.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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