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Amusing Urban Dictionary Entries
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RE: Amusing Urban Dictionary Entries
January 18, 2015 at 5:15 pm (This post was last modified: January 18, 2015 at 5:15 pm by SteelCurtain.)
I'd like to pillage Zoroaster with a doorknob.
That was fun.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Amusing Urban Dictionary Entries
January 18, 2015 at 5:26 pm (This post was last modified: January 18, 2015 at 5:27 pm by Nope.)
Quote:Yolo
I'm fairly certain YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people."

~Jack Black
I hate it when people say YOLO. It annoys me so much.

this is the definition for god

God
A guy who talked to some Jewish guys, some Christian guys, and some Islam guys, and accidentaly caused more people to die than anyone else in human history.

Large angry fairy-pixie in the sky. Refuses to show any evidence of his existence but will sentence you to an eternity of pain and burning if you do not accept it.
Abe was a good man, but he used God's name in vain, so he burned forever and ever.

The voice that talks to you from the announcement speaker.
"Cleanup in aisle 1!"
"God? Is that you?

I rubbed Loki with a toothbrush
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RE: Amusing Urban Dictionary Entries
January 19, 2015 at 4:01 am
I'd like to confuse Allah with a science book.
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