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#21
RE: Revelation
January 22, 2015 at 10:13 pm
(January 22, 2015 at 3:02 pm)robvalue Wrote: God has no power over the mighty ban hammer. In this place green is God.

God got banned from existence.
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RE: Revelation
January 22, 2015 at 10:17 pm (This post was last modified: January 22, 2015 at 10:17 pm by Cyberman.)
(January 22, 2015 at 12:05 am)JesusChristLover Wrote: I had a revelation. If you post on this thread saying I believe, then cometh judgement day, you will be saved!

Com'on, Get posting now! I will confirm after you post if you made it!

The dissonance between the two emboldened statements erased him from existence.

Don't fuck around with grammar.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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